we live inside a dream

you have to be careful reading too many things that are good/smart/well-written bc then you encounter something that isnt and you get confused like ? why didnt they just make this good ? were they stupid

the purpose of advertisements used to be to get you to buy a product but it’s something else now

my sons ranked from most to least hard to love

Okay, if you are tired then you won't be able to read. There I say it. No one else want to say it. It is strange. If you are tired, if you cannot finish a book that's a given. That's why you need to read...at work. You need to steal your reading time from your employers.

you should get a second evening for reading fan fiction. And you should get an extra day in the week to do arts and crafts.

no human being from any period of history will ever understand this generation’s sense of humor