Jacube Silvora

(nods sagely) (nods basily) (nods rosemarily) (nods saltly) (nods star anisely)

it's snopping snaturday. snop to it

i think maybe we could spend less time thinking about things that make us angry and more time thinking about other stuff

when. when there's a female character with something deeply wrong with her. just an absolute freak of a sad creepy wet failwoman with manpain. i experience an intravenous unadultered shot of put HER in the pringles can #FEMINISM

being alive is great because there are so many different vegetables you can sauté. but then there are also the horrors

with faith and perseverance, one day we will sauté the horrors

@montereybayaquarium

mobsters are either called shit like Slaughterhouse Frank or Timmy The Big Silly Wily

slaughterhouse frank is called that because his bbq ribs will blow your dick clean off and timmy the big silly willy is called that cause his dick managed to resist being blown off by th aforementioned ribs

And they’re married

and they’re married