Jacube Silvora

my beautiful wife, severe thunderstorm warning, is texting me 😌😚😍😍

you're telling me this hole is significant to the plot?

Please stop he is drowning…..

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my troublesome vassals have stopped squabbling amongst themselves ever since i introduced my 80% tax. this is great

setting up a tiny detail in one chapter to pay it off in the next few chapters feels sooo devious like oooh i can't wait to write the small little reference here that 70% of readers will miss but 30% of readers will cheer for

it feels so good loading the gun when you're Chekhov

I’ve said it many times but this might be my favorite post ever

great minds think of dykes

still nothing, i have to pay them till the end of the month

really need the help. i will trade spicy pics for any big donations

It's always "stop harming yourself or we'll have to lock you up!!!" and never "what do you need to change to want to harm yourself less and how can we help you make some of these changes?" and that's why we're not getting anywhere