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ICONIC

HOW IS THIS ONLY 6 SECONDS

BECAUSE MAGIC

Can we just appreciate that John smacked Prince Harry’s royal ass so hard that the guy actually had to rub himself a little while John waves his hand

Can we just appreciate that John smacked Prince Harry’s royal ass 

It’s basically illegal not to reblog this.

one day you’ll wake up at 11:30 AM on a Sunday with the love of your life and you’ll make some coffee and pancakes and it’ll all be alright

And that someone is Wolverine.

I so love that this is completely possible in upcoming films

Guys can we get this to 1500? 

this man summed up everything i’ve been thinking for years

I used to go to a school where the principal purposely made sure we were assigned more homework than normal so that we would be “learning” instead of “on the streets acting like hooligans”. And they wonder why that entire city is known for their drug addicted rich kids.

Yep, I laughed out loud

I love the “oh no” like he fucking knows he’s going to hear a shitty ass joke

this is the stupidest fucking joke in the world but i laugh every fucking time without fail

I really want the new live action Mulan movie to have an entirely racially correct cast, except Eddie Murphy still plays Mushu.

No CGI.  I want Eddie Murphy to wear a dragon suit.

I’m 25, and I want dinosaur-wrapper tampons. Seriously.

someone give me a fucking mermaid-wrapper tampon pronto.

And I mean HOW have companies not realised the marketing potential here?!

I’m 36 and I want glittery cat wrappers on my tampons!!!

Oooh!!! I love all of these ideas. Also can I have one with a fantasy motif?? Faeries, dragons, castles, heroic female warriors, etc. Maybe then I can have a “happy period.” At the very least my period would be happier. Okay feminine hygiene companies lets do this! 

#can’t wait for my turn#i’m gonna paint dicks

and there goes the moment

croatoah

Accordion to a recent survey, replacing words with the names of musical instruments in a sentence often goes undetected.

EVERY FUCKING TIME, THIS IS THE THIRD TIME I’VE FALLEN FOR THIS.