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people have been illegally dumping their old boats all around abandoned neighborhoods in detroit so this one newscaster on the local news station has been collecting them and finding out who the owners are by looking up the ID numbers on the boats and then she puts them on a flatbed truck and she brings them back to their owners wearing a fucking captain’s hat and she knocks on their doors and goes “hey we found your boat!”

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luckyladylily

This could be a TV show. Just, middle and upper class people who dump things illegally get their shit brought back to their house and they are put on the spot to explain why they thought it was ok to dump a boat somewhere random in the city.

azcrowleyfell

That woman is my hero.

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hey psa to my fellow fat ppl: a few tips + tutorials for upsizing clothing that’s too small, that way if you’ve grown out of certain stuff and can’t afford new things, you can make it fit you– this has helped me a lot in the past

my tips:

cutting off just the neckline of a shirt/dress can help SO much

cutting slits on the sides of tight shirts helps relieve tightness + you can add an accent fabric, lace, or fishnet material under there for an extra design element (or safety pin it back together for a really cool punk look!)

you can do that same thing with sleeves but i recommend doing it underneath (either on the seem if it has one or to the seem that connects it to the shirt)

adding false pleats to skirts/dresses by cutting them up the sides and in the front and adding an accent fabric works really well with tightness around the legs

you can do a lot of these side-cut things to pants but if you do, it’s a good idea to add elastic to the waist band!

tutorials:

4 ways to upsize shirts

how to refit/re-elastic a waistband for a better fit

more upsizing shirts!

making a lace insert dress (could be substituted for other things like mesh/fishnet)

increasing the waist band on jeans

how to enlargen shorts

expanding a dress (from the bottom)

expanding a dress (from the bust)

spooniestrong

For those of us who have gained weight bc of medication or loss of mobility, this is for us!

paxamericana

kineticpenguin

What a funny way to say “cops blew up neighborhood”

smitethestate

It’s been really hilarious to watch the LAPD try to dodge any responsibility for this while the media tries desperately to help them by publishing the most confusing fucking headlines but what really happened is that the cops found and confiscated thousands of pounds of “illegal” fireworks in LA and then decided to take 10 pounds of that, call the press, and make a show of using their new expensive toy, the “total containment” truck that is supposed to be able to take explosions of up to 15 pounds.

So they took the 10 pounds of explosives and their toy truck to a poor Black neighborhood, got reporters there, stuck the explosives inside, and set them off intentionally instead of just defusing them like they did with the other 4,990 pounds of fireworks.

For some reason, likely because something went wrong with their truck which I bet cost the city a shit ton of money, the containment completely failed and the explosion destroyed cars, homes, and injured 17-19 people (I’ve seen different reports with different numbers), a couple of whom were in critical condition but it sounds like everyone survived.

The LAPD then had the audacity to tweet that they didn’t know what caused the explosion when it was them who caused the explosion, intentionally, and we know because they called the media so that everybody could see them do it.

In summary, the LAPD wanted to show off/justify their ridiculous budget but their expensive toy was a dud and so they ended up bombing a poor Black neighborhood (because they would never risk this in a white neighborhood) and don’t want to admit it.

argumate

is 10lbs of explosives a lot? I thought fireworks were relatively underpowered, that scene looks crazy

afloweroutofstone

10bs of consumer grade fireworks isn’t a lot if you’re setting them off one by one. But if they were irresponsible enough to store them all close together while a few were igniting, the heat from the first few would be enough to immediately ignite several pounds of gunpowder all at once.

paxamericana

https://twitter.com/adamjohnsonNYC/status/1410828108891107337

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homofied

Fourth: “honey” but like condescendingly

dignitea

“bitch” but like endearingly

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deus-ex-moshina

My only opinion on sambucky is that it’s a good ship because they’re obviously in love with each other, but each secretly think the other is the widow of their recently deceased best friend (Steve) and that they should respect the bro code. Hilarity ensues

deus-ex-moshina

Ask and you shall receive. Read Chapter 1 of The Bro Code here

anonymousalchemist

being 25 is like: im dying. im living my best life. im a failure. my life hasnt started. everything interesting has already happened to me. im achieving my dreams. im cutting my hair with kitchen scissors. im starting a skincare routine. im a corporate professional. im a sellout. im out of groceries. i have too many groceries. i am never going to be successful. i am going to win a hugo award before im 30. im crazy. im boring. i need to finish this essay. i need to finish this story. i need to start a newsletter. i need to start tweeting more. i need to stop tweeting. i need to ghost all my friends. i need to tell my friends i love them. i need to find a new apartment. i need to take out the trash. i am the trash that needs to be taken out.

politijohn

Not sure who knows this already but 6 months ago, Denver started having mental health professionals respond to mental health incidents instead of police. Some early data:

0 arrests were made among 748 incidents

41% of people were taken to a shelter or hospital

0 incidents were violent

6x a day, police were freed up to work on more serious criminal activity

“Defund the police” materializes through progressive steps like this. We need to pressure more law enforcement agencies to follow suit.

lesbiansandpuns

Source, for those interested!

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thesunwillart

happy bday sam!!! love is stored in the sam and he deserves all of it

making it at last minute for sam wilson appreciation week <3

rashemibabe

Hi guys, I am starting this GoFundMe to help my family rebuild our ho… Alacyia Young needs your support for Family home destroyed due to en

Please share and donate!! This is extremely unfair to her and her family. Let’s try our best to help them have a new home. 🥰

jadenvargen

STREAM MONTERO(Call Me By Your Name) BY LIL NAS X.. NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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katthekonqueror

As a matter of fact, if your employer fires you for anything relating to forming a union, that’s retalition, and it’s illegal under federal law. If this happens to you, vontact the Equal Employment Opportunity Commission.

EEOC’s Website

EEOC Frequently Asked Questions

Employee Rights and Responsibilities

Employer Rights and Responsibilities

How to get in touch with your local EEOC office

kittydesade

tenya

fucked up how colors look different depending on what screen you’re looking at them on. that should be illegal I think

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this fucking shit, you know

bogleech

I spend so much time carefully picking and adjusting the colors in every single drawing I make that I’d probably lose my mind if I didn’t just repeatedly push this out of my memory and pretend it’s not a thing. Why am I reblogging a blank empty post that doesn’t say anything??? Weird

gaysheep

good news! you can’t make sure that everyone will see the correct colors on their own device, but you can make sure your monitor is as accurate as possible for printing and sharing by calibrating it!

there are a bunch of free monitor tests, but here’s an easy one you can use. the passmark and eizo tests are also pretty good, though passmark doesn’t work in your browser. be warned that some tests may cause eye strain.

you can either use the settings built into your monitor itself or use the display color calibration settings in your operating system to adjust the settings until everything looks correct, and then enjoy your accurate colors.

zeldadiarist

REBLOG TO SAVE A LIFE

#ref #art ref

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raviposting

Joaquin trying to send Sam a cute selfie even though he’s beat up:

slopaganda

jonas brothers on the radio… people watching fruits basket… it’s really 2009 again huh

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neopoint

hey guys i’m so sorry

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