as long as there's light, we've got a chance!

Me on a Friday night

me, at 3 am, in the middle of yet another personal crisis: i need to learn 2 instruments, 1 craft and 5 languages. immediately.

being god's personal jester is tough sometimes but i am nothing if not committed to my job

nerd men are the worst breed of men because theyre just as shitty as other kinds of men except they think theyre oppressed for knowig sonic the hedgehog facts

full fruit trees in random yards that I pass while driving are more tempting to me than any man ever will be

this is what got us kicked out of eden, cuz u hoes can’t follow rules

Sorry I’m late I was touching soft moss on a stone wall

share a coke with the indescribable, omnipresent feeling of dread in the pit of your stomach

i am a gay goblin. the day i sit in a chair correctly is the day i die.

happy birthday lesbians. thank you for keeping society intact and functional as well as fun and sexy