just found out you can do more than one thing each day. i was just doing the one

this literally isn't true please stop spreading lies

getting home is so epic it's like lol i'm home

paper and pen seems so powerful now. on account of all the. surveillance

If you are a vampire NEVER feed from someone named Richard. 400 fucking years and everyone still calls me Dick Sucker

can I fucking help you, my liege

AO3 should have an Annotation Mode where you can click to view all of the author's commentary and thoughts about certain parts of the work. A little comment that says "I spent five hours researching vintage radio mechanics for this and didn't even end up using it" or "this is an ancient Hebrew literary technique!" would make my day

That is not a dog. That is a horse with paws.