Rainbow Cat

demono

((”Not just pizza”))

((”but eternal damnation”))

Alternate alternate theory: pizza man is a slug.

Words cannot describe the inhuman noise i made, help me

“what the fuck richard”, “way to go paul”, and “adam” are a very powerful trio of vines

a fourth, more aggressive vine: “PATRICIA”

how could you leave out “nice going, Ron”

"Kevin, Kevin, watch the light dude"

“Family gatherings” aka “90% of the people here are racist”

”..and homophobic”

“and sexist”

“and claim to be none of these things”

“they’re just joking”

“you’re just going through a phase”

“you’ll get used to it”

“so do you have a boyfriend yet?“ 

“Where’s your girlfriend? I though you were a ladies man?”

“Stop making a scene and pray with us”

"You should lose some weight, you wanna get married one day, don't 'cha?"

let 👏 bisexual 👏 girls 👏 love 👏 boys

what

LET 👏 BISEXUAL 👏 GIRLS 👏 LOVE 👏 BOYS

who’s stopping them

Lesbians who say they’ll never date a girl that has touched a man. People that say bi girls will cheat because they’re bi. There’s so much biphobia not only with straight people, but in the gay community

my lesbian friends who told me they were “high-key disappointed” when i started dating a cishet boy. my ex girlfriend who asked me “wait weren’t you gay” and then when i explained i was bi went “um. ew lol”. the whole “gold star lesbian” bullshit. can we face the biphobia in the lgbt community instead of shoving it under the rug lol

I’ve seen and reblogged this for the boy version as well, so it’s only fair if I do it for girls as well!!

LET 👏 GIRLS 👏 LOVE 👏 WHOEVER 👏 THEY 👏 LOVE

LET FUCKING ANYONE LOVE WHO THEY WANT. JUDGING OTHERS DOESN’T MAKE YOUR RELATIONSHIP STRONGER, NOR DOES IT INVALIDATE THE OTHER PERSON’S LOVE. IT JUST MAKES YOU A CUNT.

HIS NAME IS MEATBALL

This is the cutest thing omg

I love this.

Can’t not reblog Meatball the Corgi, plus the music!

me flirting: which layer of hell do you think you’re going to?

Me flirting: I crawled out of hell once just to crawl into my bed and binge watch Netflix. But after every season finale I'm laying on the floor, having an existencial crisis. Yeah, that's my life, how's your's?

Things I Never Learned In High School

didn’t learn any of this in college either

fyi

don’t confuse accents and language barriers with lack of intelligence

why do people say “don’t be a pussy” when talking about weakness more like “don’t be a man’s ego” because you know there isn’t nothing more fragile than that

literally no one else knows this. nobody. 

WHAT

Sensational.

Remarkable.