dimension 909

Estranged parents are a joke. They're still generally terrible and harmful people, but at their core they are also clowns.

"Forgotten father" here is not gonna make it.

the vast majority of spiders are completely non-aggressive however. they act in self defense and many bites from spiders are purely accidental (getting trapped in clothing, being squashed etc). no spider will go out of its way to chase you or attack you unprovoked. people also overlook how spiders attempt to deter predators like us from harming them without even attacking us - tarantulas use threatening postures, some orbweavers shake their webs and jumpers will give warning lunges towards the threat, and only then if the threat persists they’ll take it further. venom is a last resort in most cases as it’s a precious resource.

Literally all time fav

she's ready to watch the minecraft movie 💚✨

is it so over for me

so called free thinkers when i have it on book

no thats exactly how i said it lmao. i was thinking in the sense you’d say you have something on dvd or vinyl. i have it on book

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absolutley enchanted by cobepee

10/10 dad joke

I'll take "sentences you would only hear on tumblr" for $200, Alex.