I'm on fire

mid-conversation I toss a pistol onto the table not to suggest or imply anything but just to change the situation a little

the role of the person in the passenger seat is not only navigator but secretary as well. you have to type up the drivers messages to random ladies on facebook about cbd cream & google whether that billy joel song was the theme song for that show or not

you also have to provide a henchmans disdainful scowl at whoever the driver is flipping off in the target parking lot

You should never forget the Tommy Gun

THIS USER IS A FUCKED UP DOG

Hold on, let me look something up real quick

Yeah this is funny

"You can't be a lurker on tumblr." Yes, you absolutely can. I've been quietly reblogging things since 2014 and I haven't interacted with anyone in years.

ready to see some titties

Actual photo of my gaming rig

the most thrilling way to surf the net is knowing at any moment your heavy-ass crt might slip from its flimsy safety belt and obliterate your dick