Foolishness, machine. Foolishness.

does it scare you that in less than 3 months it’ll be 2014

fuckkk i forgot i need to put my daughter in the tupperware today

my daughter is a lizard the size of my finger who is moving to a new house with me and cannot move without being transferred out of her 3 foot long vivarium

transferred safely and she hated every second of it while hiding in a cut up rag. when released back into her same tank that is now in the new place she immediately made a break to her hut she uses as a bathroom. queen

omg thanks so much for the clarification! its cool to see the differences between the two, even though the markings are similar the texture is totally different! i am not suprised my very amateur id is off, in retrospect i thought that actually seemed really small for a leapord gecko but wasn't sure if it was just exaggeration. both very cute :)

Don’t worry I’m vaccinated and neutered

And those nice ladies at the front desk will put me in a funny cardboard box if you don’t have a carrier to take me home in

fuckkk i forgot i need to put my daughter in the tupperware today

my daughter is a lizard the size of my finger who is moving to a new house with me and cannot move without being transferred out of her 3 foot long vivarium

transferred safely and she hated every second of it while hiding in a cut up rag. when released back into her same tank that is now in the new place she immediately made a break to her hut she uses as a bathroom. queen

fuckkk i forgot i need to put my daughter in the tupperware today

my daughter is a lizard the size of my finger who is moving to a new house with me and cannot move without being transferred out of her 3 foot long vivarium

transferred safely and she hated every second of it while hiding in a cut up rag. when released back into her same tank that is now in the new place she immediately made a break to her hut she uses as a bathroom. queen

i never get a cannot reblog error because the people who have me blocked arent the people who make good posts

both trans men and trans women are punished for our proximity to both feminity and masculinity. people decide when we are men or women based on what is the WORST option at the moment. we both get treated like women only when someone needs to infantalize us or call us bossy, bitchy, stupid, vapid. we both get treated like men when someone wants to demonize and paint us as violent, predatory, abusive, perverted. NONE of us are benefiting from any gendered privilege, because we are always treated like the worst of either gender depending on the scenario. this is something all trans people experience, regardless of agab, both trans men and trans women. so why do we assume that the other side has the opposite experience as us?? why do you think that because your life as a trans man or a trans woman is painful, that a trans person of a different gender must have the opposite experience?? like i just dont get the preschool level understanding of gender like "well boys and girls are opposites so of course our experiences are opposites too" we are living the same transphobia and if you cant see it you need to listen to other people more

whatever man fuck you *slides my opacity setting down to 0*

CPTSD constantly has me acting so cartoonishly stupid. hello my partner of 4 years who has literally never so much as raised their voice in my direction, i heard you doing dishes a little louder than usual in the other room. are you going to kill me?

smoking my Bigarette

finally. the cigarón