Hear the Rat Quing's Mighty Squeak!

What the fuck.

My laptop ran an update while I was sleeping last night which would've been fine except that the fan pad it sits on has rgb lights that fire up whenever the the computer first powers on, so in the middle of the night my computer finished its restart sequence and this happened:

"Why do you sleep in the same room as your computer/why don't you turn it off all the way before bed?" I usually use it to play audiobooks because it's easier for me to fall asleep that way.

this is what it looks like when i kiss my little cat's head

so this guy right he makes ancient egyptian themed furry costumes. he makes all kinds but mostly he specializes in Horus heads. it's his passion really. he loves to make the beautiful falcon head of the Sun God. anyway so he's at a con one day and he sees this whole bunch of people in middle kingdom dress with these indistinguishable animal heads. he's like. oh man these folks could really use a new source, i can hardly tell what animal those are! so he goes over and he says "hey guys! i see you are into ancient egyptian mythological themed furry costumes--if any of you are interested in being the radiant Son of Ra, I am the BEST in the business!"

I think every laugh will make OP’s heart a bit lighter.