Hear the Rat Quing's Mighty Squeak!

what's wrong babe you've barely touched your potential even though all your elementary teachers really liked you and said you were gifted and that you were going to do great things

*holds you in my mouth perfectly safe between my sharp teeth bc i love you*

the shallow sea that once covered the Earth would have been beautiful this time of year

Your heart is not true enough to enter the gates of Margaritaville

My heart was heavier than the feather; I am sentenced to Rainforest Cafe

unrelated but one of the bad fanfiction lines that has been trapped in my head for LITERALLY 22 years was a beauty and the beast fanfic in which belle said “be careful, im a virgin in my vagina”. this has been on the tip of my tongue threatening to burst out of my mouth for decades

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Being the only bi cis guy amongst almost exclusively trans friends and peers is wild because in theory its like im living in a horny manga where all of a dudes friends turn into hot babes, but in reality they are hunting me like the last bison on the prairie. 5 years ago I mentioned bionicle and one of them asked when I was starting estrogen.

Wtf is a grungler

i swear if this is the second stupid sword picture post i make that gets to 10k i'll just go kill someone

When medusa has sex are the snakes weird for the other person? I don't mean in an "ewww snakes" or "ewww monster" way, I mean like in the same way as if someone has a bunch of little cats or dogs staring at you the whole time