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Chat, is it considered “abusive roommate behavior” to release a raccoon into the living space after you have asked your roommate for months to please clean up their messes (they do not pay any of the mortgage)

I just laughed for one year watching this. The casual walk-off is just deadly.

I love helping everyone rediscover the fact that the opening passage of My Immortal is a parody of the opening passage of The Vampire Lestat and not just a generic exaggeration of the typical fanfic Mary Sue introduction. One of the many delightful goth kid Easter eggs the author planted for the audience.

alright now for my next trick i'm going to give myself to you in little pieces every night & hide those pieces inside of songs & poems & cryptic music videos & in between every word of encouragement until there are no more pieces & there is no more me!! & then i'm gonna pull a roll of quarters out of your pancreas

[becoming crazed] art should physically harm you

don’t sign up for protests, don’t talk about going to protests on social media, don’t text people about going to protests, leave your phone at home. wear a mask. leave no personally identifiable information.

(don’t take your phone period, unless it’s a burner)

Do not wear lemon juice-soaked or vinegar-soaked cloth on your face. It will not protect against pepper spray and it can irritate your mucus membranes. Water and dawn dish soap is better.

every time you make art of any kind, a stat that is not visible to the player goes up. also, this is the most important stat in the game

does singing in the shower count as art

does a strong as fuck ice mummy have ice powers

does writing fanfiction count as art

don't make me say the mummy thing again

at the club no drinks.in.fully stone cold sober: what if thsre was a secret city

Face twists with bravery as a chill runs through the air We have to find it.

We have to find it