Im Dead Inside

Weird how “masturbating and falling asleep in the late afternoon” isn’t regarded as a cherished summertime tradition

every sunday afternoon this gets like 4,000 additional notes

why the fuck weren’t any of these in dark souls

do you ever masturbate because you need a serotonin boost or are you normal

currently have thousands of people yelling at me on twitter because i said drinking water regularly is healthier than only drinking soda and coffee occasionally

This is Elladj Balde, a candadian former competitive figure skater!

This is my favorite comic

this “bon appetit” meme has turned into some sort of bizarre telephone game where each incarnation sounds more and more different than the original. in what way does “bon appetit” sound like “osteoporosis”

i don’t know but it’s cracking me up every time i even think about it

bon appetit -> bone apple teeth -> bone ??? ??? -> osteoporosis

reblog this post for your pets to actually use the things you buy them

If I ever dont reblog this I’m dead. The first time I saw this I laughed for a solid 5 minutes and it still gets me every time