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Good lord, little man locked in the stocks

From the notes: they’ve added a word limit and blocked submissions from outside the us. also, copypasted text is pretty easy to filter. Apart from that…

Here's a thread on twitter about how to poison a dataset

Defining yourself by your romantic relationships is so unhealthy like what if he dies sis what then

the friar to juliet when she came to talk about romeo

the thing about william shatner being pissed about the concept of bi!kirk is so funny to me because like. bill this is your fault. you were the one who looked at leonard nimoy like you wanted to eat him. you did that

General Kenobi

beating breath of the wild in under 40 minutes is an incredible feat and also fucking excellent in the context of the game. ganon spends 100 fucking years preparing this onslaught, building energy, getting ready to tear the world apart, and one elf twink wakes up butt-ass naked in a cave and legs it to the castle and kicks ganon’s ass apart in under an hour with a sword he found along the way

Just screeching obscenities as he sprints barefoot across a field of killer robots

Link?

yeah it was link

link: [wakes up] when i see Ganon it’s fucking on sight

FORMER US DEFENSE SECRETARY DOWN

"ooh you hate cops but who are you gonna call when you get robbed?" uhhhhh your moms house? a great tragedy has befallen me and i need to have sex immediately

“We were so unsanitary before Covid I’m never going back” speak for yourself I want to be tasting other peoples sweat at a show in someone’s fire hazard basement with no a/c