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remember when gerard did that panel at that school and got asked if they like their sandwich bread with or without the crust and they were like i think you have to endure things sometimes

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Y'know how they say a child writes the best poetry before they learn what poetry is "supposed" to look like? I think a visual artist makes the best visual art before they learn how well it would sell if they made an enamel pin of a possum saying "be gay do crimes"

tshirt that says "i do not consent to being filmed" on the front and "i am in witness protection and if you film me and post it online you could be directly responsible for my death" on the back

when someone post a picture of me and my shirt online i then deploy my 87 alt accounts posing as various members of the mob to send the uploader messages demanding to know the whereabouts of the person in the image and making it implicitly clear that i plan to harm them

Why Grandmother, what a realistic fursuit you have

The better to glomp you with, my deer

people over 50 simply do not understand that if they say somebody’s alt outfit/makeup/hair looks bad that’s a compliment

i was wearing black lipstick today and my 77yo conservative white bread grandfather shielded his fucking eyes and said “i can’t believe the lipstick. i’m just not gonna look. you aren’t ugly underneath it at least” and that is the highest fucking praise i have ever received in my life

you’re laughing. that Etsy Witch just found out they have real magical powers instead of just being a scammer, and you’re laughing.

having a cat is great. there's a small little animal wandering around. effervescent

EATING MY CHARGER

Nothing slapped my shit back into place like someone pointing out that the "genius gifted child with so much potential who got burnout and mental illness" is just the nerd equivalent to the jock "could have been a pro at sportsball if it wasn't for the injury".