Fallen into Eruri hellhole. Never coming back up. Regrets not.

#it is just very important to Xichen that they role play a happy family that all use intimate nicknames #the reasons for this are totally impossible to guess at we just have no way of knowing #why he might yearn for that kind of closeness to the point of being pushy about it #no way at all… nothing he’s not getting at home #do you think wangji ever felt a little weird about this #like obviously he rejects the sworn brotherhood of it all in a way Huaisang does not #but Xichen really did come home one day like ‘I’ve adopted two new brothers and we’re very happy together one of them even came with an #additional bonus baby brother’ #can you imagine what Jiang Cheng would have done if Wei Wuxian had pulled that shit #can you imagine what Wei Wuxian would have done if he’d come home one day and Jiang Cheng was just calling some dude dage #anyway wangji deserves some credit is what I’m saying #Huaisang deserves either more credit bcs he’s clearly not bothered or no credit #again because he’s not bothered (x)

#wen ning: wear the hat a-jie you never know what omniscient viewer might perceive you #wen qing: what are you talking about :/ #wen ning: i need something for the dramatic reveal im working on #wei wuxian: what do you mean dramatic reveal this is a secret #wen ning: sorry wei gongzi thats what i meant im just trying to keep this extra secret #wei wuxian: oh good i was worried you might spill everything to jiang cheng while i was passed out from not having a golden core anymore #wen ning: i would never bro!! dont worry about it!! i cant wait to third wheel you and your husband on a lake #wen qing: guys jiang cheng just walked into a boulder (tags via @catboyjinzixuan)