what is this shit

can we talk about the huge difference in how fo1, fo2 and new vegas talk about old-world america versus how fallout 3, 4, and now 76 seem intent on portraying it

some people say if you go in the fallout tag late at night on a full moon and listen real close you can faintly hear the whispered echoes of someone calling Elder Maxson a hunky dad

every year on the anniversary of fallout 4’s death, an unlisted number calls my landline and the entity on the other side slowly rasps “cait is a poly bi sinnamon rolllll” and then my phone short circuits

sometimes when i look around in a crowded place i swear i get a glance of paladin danse staring straight at me wearing glasses and emitting an unnaturally saturated enb/sweetfx light but when i double-take he’s gone

i had a nightmare that all the souls in hell simultaneously spoke the words “FALLOUT 4 COMPANIONS REACT TO SOLE BEING PREGNANT” and when i awoke in my bed the entire post had been carved into my back with surgical precision but there was no blood on my sheets

i HAVE to ask what perk this could possibly represent