my take on a modern xiyao

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my take on a modern xiyao

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With one last careful scan of the narrow space below the window, Meng Yao moved aside to allow Lan Xichen to crouch on his sword and glide out into the open air, managing to only look very slightly ridiculous. Once steady, Lan Xichen reached out his hands. Meng Yao very deliberately did not look down, keeping his breaths slow and calm as he gripped Lan Xichen’s upper arms and climbed onto Shuoyue.
Within seconds they had dropped a dozen feet, faster than Meng Yao would have liked but not so suddenly that either of them overbalanced. Lan Xichen kindly half-lifted Meng Yao with him as he jumped to the ground; they both landed lightly, and Meng Yao was already glancing around, alert for danger as Lan Xichen stowed Shuoyue away.
“This way,” he whispered, touching Lan Xichen’s arm and tilting his head towards the far end of the alley, away from the front of the brothel. They started to walk quickly but quietly in that direction-
“Yao-er?”
Meng Yao went very still, very abruptly; it felt as though his whole being snapped taut. He sucked in a thin breath as he turned and peered past Lan Xichen. Sisi stood in the open side door to the brothel, a bucket in her hands, clearly about to tip it out. She frowned between him and Lan Xichen, although her gaze was mostly just curious, not accusing. Yet.
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Excerpt from chapter twelve of ‘Impatient and Unkind’, a multi chapter 3zun fic with alternating POV. Canon compliant, very E rated, will be updating once or twice per week.
All the Xiyao edits on TikTok are absolute peak. I love you guys🤟
Back to my incorrect MDZS 💯.
I see that it's very popular.
Lan Wangji: Wei ying. I have a diary.....
And i wrote about you.
Spicy things.
Wei Wuxian: Dear Diary. I want Wei Wuxian to impregnate me. Just feed me with your qi! I want to feed him with MY qi. Whenever I think of just tying him up and locking him in Gusu, I write the rules 300 times. Yes, I'm shameless you know..I know we're married, and my husband is sexy but I must remember that I am a cultivator. I'm Hanguang Jun.
There was a time when I dreamt----
Lan Wangji: Don't read that part.
Lan Wangji: I was talking about "everyday".
4000 words. 8 paragraphs. All in detail.
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Wei wuxian: How dare you, Zewu Jun. You cheated on my brother! Look at him crying!
Jiang cheng: Wei wuxian, we're not dating.
Wei Wuxian: ZEWU JUN!! I had so much respect for you?! I know that Jiang cheng is always grumpy and was rejected by many but!
Wei wuxian: How could you do such a thing?!
Lan Xichen: Hands off. I love someone else. Yes, he literally kidnapped everyone here, but he's still the love of my life. Jiang cheng and I weren't dating.
Wei wuxian: Oh don't tell me that it's the same Lianfang Zun! I'll fight your husband. Where is he?!
Lan Xichen: Behind you.
Wei Wuxian: JIN GUANGYAO! What's the meaning of this?!
Jgy: Don't act surprised. Was it obvious?
How about we mind our business, to preserve qi. You're already a hostage.
Wei wuxian: Lianfang zun is so snarky with his replies. I totally forgot about that.
YAYYYYYYYYYY i finally posted my first mdzs/cql fic!! and it's xiyao of course. and it's me torturing lxc for 7k+ words </3

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There was a silence, and then Meng Yao let out a slow breath, peering uncertainly up at him, hands trembling in his hold. He looked so young suddenly, so small and fragile, and he spoke in little more than a whisper. “Huan-ge… Zewu Jun. You see me now. You must see me now. I’m not some hero, or a noble cultivator. I’m a bastard and a whore. That’s all I seem able to be, no matter how hard I try, no matter what else I am. That’s… all people see, in the end.”
Lan Xichen shook his head, reaching up and cupping Meng Yao’s face, stroking his cheeks. “No, it’s not. Not always. I look at you, and I do see you. I see my a-Yao. Beautiful, brilliant, talented, brave, and strong.”
Meng Yao’s eyes fluttered shut as he leaned into Lan Xichen’s hands, reaching up to grip his wrists. “Your a-Yao?”
“Yes,” Lan Xichen whispered. “If… if you want to be.”
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Excerpt from chapter eleven of ‘Impatient and Unkind’, a multi chapter 3zun fic with alternating POV. Canon compliant, very E rated, will be updating once or twice per week.
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Lan Huan | Lan Xichen/Meng Yao | Jin Guangyao Characters: Lan Huan | Lan Xichen, Meng Yao | Jin Guangyao Additional Tags: Short & Sweet, Fluff, Alternate Universe - Modern Setting Summary:
In the comforts of their bed Lan Xichen and Meng Yao find balance in battling the late night heat and early morning coolness.
for all you can say about it as an adaptation, i think it's still absolutely wild that the untamed made xiyao canon. like you read the book and you're like "what the fuck is wrong with lan xichen" and the show answers: he was head over heels for the guy. first time meeting him he's rubbing his hands in front of everyone's salad. and don't get me started on zhu zanjin's interview that's like "you know how lwj and wwx are VERY GOOD FRIENDS well lxc and jgy are VERY GOOD FRIENDS also". deranged. incredible. fantastic. the best thing that's ever happened to me