hi

have a small cut inside my mouth I am the most miserable anyone has ever been

i cannot relate to people who put gum under tables i have nothing in common with people who put gum under tables i honestly find it hard to accept the humanity of people who put gum under tables

Love LITERALLY every post about how bad the casting for the new Mario movie includes a sidebar about “this does not apply to Jack Black, who is amazing and we’re all thrilled he’s here”

A few years ago a Facebook thread showed up on my feed that was like "cryptically admit your darkest secret!" and so i went through the comments and some old dude made a comment that gave me massive creep vibes so I went through his online social media presence, eventually found his ancient myspace which was linked to a deviantart account that led to another random skeevy art website he was on where he was drawing nothing but ruby gloom cartoon porn so I went back to the Facebook thread and posted a screenshot of the account under his comment. He lost his shit and when I asked if the ruby gloom fixation was why his ex wife left him he blocked me.

Live Mas

I thought this was a sideways Taco Bell logo and I just realized it’s Scooby

[knocks on open door frame, wraps cardigan around waist] hey supernatural fandom, sweetie, are you doing alright? i’m seeing a lot of 5k+ posts on my dash that i don’t understand again, can i get you anything?

Are ya winning, my wayward sons?

It’s wayward son now

That in no way clarifies things

Oh NOBODY'S going to be horny after this

my ankle is so fuckin horny tho

where is the photo of the frog statue that has a pussy i need it

RVRVDJSKKFBSK NO THATS NOT THE ONE I WAS THINKING BUT THOSE ARE CERTAINLY SOMETHING

YES YES YES YES THABK YOU SO MUCH

does anybody else remember that reality show where they gaslit a bunch of americans into thinking they were competing to marry prince harry but it was really just some guy

Does anybody remember when Lizzo posted the sexy anthro lion king poll on her insta story

the fact that scar didnt win is blatant biphobia in the modern age

yall gonna look at mufasas big fat tits and say he should have lost?

dude if you mix dr pepper and mr pibb it turns into olive oil