Sketchell

Love this, so good, completely goods with him in my head

Odysseus was just "what would you do if you were on the run from, oh i don't know, POSEIDON - a very pissed off Poseidon because you blinded his son and doxxed yourself and now pretty much your entire crew is dead. ASKING FOR A FRIEND" in that one part huh

If I hear one more reprise of “Just a Man,” I’m actually going to die

Yea but somehow the problem of flapjack not being able to pull on it persists lol

alexander the great. no im not talking about that bitch alexander from wherever alexander the great from history was from im talking about technoblade.

I know demons in dnd are generally not good but like. If Orthax wanted souls. It’s a fucking dnd campaign they were already gonna probably kill a bunch of motherfuckers anyway. Bitch could’ve eaten dragon souls but he had to be a little piss baby and play mind games with a depressed twentysomething bisexual.

if we're assuming diplomacy is a prosthesis for those fingers now, I 100% believe that Percy was blasted on pain medication after surgery, went "I can use this", and came back to his notes a week later to completely unintelligible blueprints for new fingers with a built in taser