Lesbeon Confirmed

"Gabrielle was a real turning point for me," Anne admitted. "I decided that the mother was not going to die again. She was going to escape. I was definitely thinking of my own mother and her death." To her thinking, Lestat demonstrated great maturity in offering the Dark Gift to his own mother. It meant he was treating her as an equal. Her friend Andy Brumer was incredulous. "Isn't that kind of bonding," he asked, "paid for with a loss of the self?" "When you have eternity," Anne replied, "you can work out anything, even an Oedipal complex." - Prism of the Night: A Biography of Anne Rice, by Katherine Ramsland

I think that if you had enough daughters AND played your cards right you could spring Mambo Number Five out at the EXACT right gathering and shatter your entire family's trust forever

awww the like button turns into a rainbow when you press it! that's so cute...hey staff what's with all the trans women you keep nuking?

i think we should be ridiculing them more for this. you don't get to try and go all "queer website" when your staff likes to go on nuking sprees targeting the trans fem users

basketball dracula isn't real dude he can't-- *sudden squeaking noises from the shadows*

*two pool toys having sex tumble by in the wind* oh thank god

*thunderous slam dunk noise*

you don’t realize how important lunch is until you’re wandering around thinking about how unloveable and untalented and uniquely cursed you are and then it’s 4pm and you finally eat lunch and you go Oh. oh right.

lot of people commenting on this post like "who eats lunch at 4pm that's a terrible time to eat lunch" yes. that is the point. 4pm lunch is inadvisable. 4pm lunch is not the ideal. 4pm lunch makes the mind demons real.