Holtznatt

@eyesinajar

Nat. 29. Pan. Cat lover. Tattoos. Piercings. Catwoman. Holtzmann. Cosplayer. I reblog a lot of Kate McKinnon.

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The fantasy of the human being is infinite, enjoy the piece that you get. By Key Monster

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“yess bats do purr! but it's not the same way cats do. you can't really hear it, it's more like a vibrating feeling if you hold the bat in your hand.“🥺

A little over-yessed for the party, but I lava the enthusiasm. (Apologies for being dormant for so long, I was molten-tasking).

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The beginning.

actually IIRC this was the first photo with a specific type of camera or equipment “cos THE progenative shitlord of cat memes was Harry Pointer. And around 1870 he decided that Au Naturelle photos of cats weren’t gonna cut it, and started doing shit like this:

then he realised HE COULD CAPTION THEM

and thus the dignity of the feline was forever destroyed.

The first cat memes.

OG cat memes

Further proof cats invented the internet before humans did. Then took command of the human internet.

I was walking through the toy aisle at Target when I found this thing and had a VIOLENT AND IMMEDIATE FLASHBACK to when JP first came out and they had a bunch of REALLY COOL T Rex toys that I would have sold one of my scrawny small-child limbs for but my mother wouldn’t get me one because they were “too violent and also ate people” :(

hnn I WANT IT SO BAD

on closer inspection, it makes a lot of really obnoxious noises and is also Too Expensive. BUT FEAR NOT I found this slightly smaller dude wedged in the back!

IT HAS BITE ACTION, AND THAT’S THE ONLY THING THAT MATTERS

now we enter the testing phase

yup. looks good.

Extreme Chompin T-Rex says IT’S NEVER TOO LATE TO FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS

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Can we take a moment to appreciate that we can use this as a rosetta stone to say “EXTREME CHOMPIN’ “ in four languages?

OH SHIT YOU’RE RIGHT, let me check the garbage to see if it’s still there! hopefully I didn’t destroy it in my excitement

*roar sound effect*

IMPORTANT UPDATE:

update update: I re-sized her collar and found a bag of toy bones at the craft store. I haven’t put this much effort into a non-school thing since my last job search, help

(secret bonus: the other side of her tag)

There’s more!

I love.

I saw that people are reblogging the thread again, so I thought I’d give you all an update on how Wexter is doing!

(just fine)

Wexter And The Case Of Her Continuing Marvelously Naughty Garden Adventures

OP and Wexter can break all my toes and I would still send a thank you card

Wexter says SHE WOULD NEVER DO SUCH A THING (but she might chew your ankles a little bit maybe)

so it’s come to my attention that at some point this weekend Wexter blew past 100,000 notes, and I for one think that’s very cash money of her.

it’s been a few weeks, I suppose we should check up on the AHSGSHGAFB?!

ajdhf.

well that’s just,,,

REXCELLENT

two hundred THOUSAND notes???!?!

HELL

YES

HELL

FUCKING

YES.

SHE GOT A SKATEBOARD

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To the secret lab!

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When you try to Google Tony Hawk but accidentally type in Tiny Hawk

(Source)

Tony the Tiny Hawk?!

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Rocking ship in icy waters. Turn on your sound!

Ship being tossed around in the water off Elephant Island, Antarctica

Weirdly the sound makes it more surreal

why is there an abandoned 500 year-old pirate ship out there

Europa is a bark built in 1911 and still very much in service.

😂😂😂

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Most Tumblr Post of the Day

the three drawings on their own

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we need to give this tweet more credit for im pretty sure coining “die mad about it”

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checks out, thank you melanie

Selina Kyle would dump his ass in minutes..

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Night at the Museum (2006) dir. Shawn Levy

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Happy Pride everyone!!

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This is wrong, the correct answer is the Caryatid

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finally a post that makes sense in here

Wait this is funny

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This humor is so fucking advanced yet so fucking simple at the same time

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