I'm a slut for shrimps

“scientists don’t want you know” is a phrase that always cracks me up because if you actually meet a scientist they will be shaking and crying like an overstimulated chihuahua with the need to let you know

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/overthinking everything/ can we even call bakugos quirk explosion bc he just seems to have ignition palms and nitroglycerine sweat, which is less of a quirk factor thing (fuck if i know how to say this) and more of a mutation thing, so like. Huh???? Mostly im thinking about this in terms of copying/stealing/temp swapping of his quirk bc im me, and also a little bit in the "so ALL of his sweat is explosive. Highly volatile. And hes NEVER had a catastrophic accident. Sure" and grrrrrrrr brain its not that serious ITS NOT THAT SERIOUS but like i did see a post going "He doesnt like ppl touching him bc he worries about sweat transfer and then the person being fucking blown up randomly" and i was like "what if he wears gloves (1 ignoring his hero costume and 2 ignoring the rest of his body for a moment) but what if it soaks the material, but what if its plastic or smth, but then wouldnt that pool up and make even MORE volatile liquid to be worried about, but but but" and like im talking myself into CIRCLES bro

Okay but in the battle against all for one he manages to get a bit of his sweat in allfor ones mouth and he makes that explode inside him implying he can make it explode telepathically(is that the right word)???? So it wouldn't blow up randomly, but wouldn't that mean that when he does decide to blow it, then all of it explodes including the WHOLE DAMN CITYS SEWER SYSTEMS BECAUSE THERE'S SOME OF HIS SWEAT MIXED IN WITH THE WATER FROM JUST WASHING HIS HANDS

Getting topped might not fix him but gosh would it make him easier to manage

reblog to turn prev into a fish

roll for fish

LMAO

#goals

I'll never say no to a warm place to stay. I will never go back to that force-forsaken planet.

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My thoughts is I need a whole series of them investigating crimes

Would you mind choking me with your scarf?

I need a whole series of Shinso and Tokoyami crime investigation