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@itsstillstrega
Master Post:
Hey y'all this is Strega. Due to unfortunate circumstances my previous accounts here and on Ao3 were deleted. I made this and a new Ao3 account (@itsstillstrega) as well. Even though I've lost my drafts and previous posts I still want to share my work. I have been working on recovering my previous works and re-uploading them under my new account on Ao3.
How to Become a Step-Dad (New Edited Version): Ao3 link
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at some point in your life you will be boiling fruit, water, sugar, and lemon juice in a pot to make a syrup or jam. the instructions will tell you to simmer for a certain amt of time. your timer will go off and you will look at the pot and go, "hm, this doesn't look thick enough. maybe i'll let it go for another 10 minutes." this is the devil speaking. it's only so liquid right now because it is at boiling point. it will thicken when it cools down. learn from the follies of my youth and do not let this happen to you
at some point in your life you will be making a sauce or a stew in which you need to add cornstarch to thicken it. and you will prepare a slurry of starch in cold water and think "this looks like way too little starch to thicken this amount of liquid." this is the devil speaking. cornstarch instantly polymerizes at 95Β°C and if you add too much it will turn into an impossibly thick goop.
at some point in your life you will be making some sort of cream based dessert that requires gelatin to thicken it. and you will soak some gelatin sheets in water and think "this is too few gelatin sheets for this amount of cream." this is the devil speaking. it will thicken in the fridge and if you add too much you will end up with milk jelly
at some point in your life you will be baking cookies. you will take the sheet out after twelve minutes as the recipe instructs and the cookies will still be glistening and soft. "these don't seem cooked enough," you will think to yourself, "i should place them back into the oven until their edges are nice and golden." this is the devil talking. this is how you get dry, overdone cookies. the cookies will continue to bake on the warm sheet for several more minutes and then harden up after sitting on a rack for a while. trust the process. trust the process.
at some point in your life you will be adding a small pasta to a soup and you will think "that is not enough small pasta." this is the devil talking. the pasta will absorb the stock and expand. this is how you end up with a soup that is a solid mass of soggy ditalini.
At some point in your life you will be adding garlic to a dish and you will think "that is not enough garlic." These are angels speaking. They are correct. Add more garlic.
If youβre a Non-Muslim and you see a Muslim praying in public, could you please not pass in front of them?
Go behind them, but not in front. π
Oh, signal boost! I didnβt know this.
Okay, but also: if you see a Muslim praying in public and they have something in front of them, like a purse or a bag or something like that, you can pass in front of them, but pass in front of that object.
itβs called a sutrah, and itβs meant to act as a physical barrier between the person praying and someone who might happen to pass in front.
Also, if you did this and didnβt know, please donβt beat yourself up over it. Now you know! Muslims arenβt supposed to pass in front of Muslims praying, either, because prayer is communication with God and you donβt want to break that connection.
Spread culture, respect customs, be good people. Simple as that.
Didnβt know this.
Reblogging again
THE AMOUNTS OF REBLOGS THIS HAS JUST MAKES ME SO HAPPY
S I G N A L B O O S T
Reblog forever !Β
Similarly, if a Jew is saying the Shemonah Esrei prayer (whispered, moving only the mouth, standing facing east with legs together) donβt go in front unless thereβs a barrier.
when i was younger i had a really bad fear of danny devito when i was going to sleep so my older brother gave me a watch that he set to like 8 hours ahead so that it was always daytime on the watch when i was asleep and he told me it would confuse danny devito and he would think it was daytime and get scared of the sun and leave me alon
Your brother is the best
Who the fuck changed this from vampires to Danny devito
the real question is why I was completely ready to accept that this person had a debilitating childhood fear of Danny Devito
World Heritage Post
"Cast the Bronze" by Raynes is so The Characterβ’οΈ coded but I can't for the life of me figure out which character it is that it reminds me so much about.
"Make me bleed if you need to confirm that it's something I can do And I'll paint it red If you're still unsure, let me lie for a day Before they formally announce me dead When I'm gone, cast the bronze for the bust of my head To be displayed in the library Engrave that I gave my consent To be anything that anyone prefer I be"
- "Cast the Bronze" by Raynes
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Spin the wheel. Now, imagine you're on a first date with someone who says they`re a [result]. How does this affect the odds of a second date?
100% guarantee I'll want a second date
It's significantly more likely
The odds don't change
It's significantly less likely
There wont be a second date. Absolutely not
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That feeling when you finally update The Ficβ’οΈ π
FUCK itβs even worse, Mark said HE will get out of the Blood Ocean and curl up in Ryanβs arms, I cannotβ
Welp. Google's AI horseshit has arrived. And I'm not complying. They can pry my ID out of my cold dead hands. I will simply go elsewhere. Remember folks, DO NOT GIVE THEM YOUR IDs. Do not comply. Resist, fight it, use other browsers or sources beyond youtube and google controlled services. Call them. Email them. Make noise. Fight back.
I've been using Google as my main mail service since 2006, and every single account or service I've ever signed up for was made with that address. For a long time I thought it'd be impossible to divorce myself from Google.
It took less than 5 minutes to switch to a ProtonMail account, less than 2 hours to download and/or offload every byte of data from my Google account, and less than 3 days to change every single account or service I've ever signed up for to the new address.
As of today, the only single one I have that's still tied to it is YouTube. It's the only thing I'd lose access to if I deleted my Google acount entirely.
They really, really want you to believe that it's a hassle to switch to a different email system. But it's not. Most websites and/or services allow you to change the email address associated with it.
I've been using Google for almost 2 decades and it only took a few days to move everything. It's not a painful sacrifice; it's an easy change that, frankly, has absolutely been worth it.
Proton Shoutout
You can and should switch to a free, encrypted Proton email account. You also get all of the below perks. For free. There is no trick. It is paid for by the people with paying plans. I am one of them. The (completely functional) free tier is there to entice you into getting a paid account with even more perks. (It worked on me.) But there's no penalty or pressure for staying with the free account.
Also get your stuff off the google drive and put it on Proton's drive. It is encrypted. Only you with your password can access it. Not even Proton can see what you put in there.
Switch everything away from Google. It's easy and it's important. Read above, click the link for Proton, download your gmail and switch.
Also, except for some few searches once every couple weeks, I just use Ecosia for every search and have been since 2019. And they plant treeeeees!
Iβm proud to identify as morosexual. Iβm attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. A guy asked me what the Spanish word for tortilla was once and now I dream of kissing him under the moonlight
this same idiot: what kind of animal is the pink panther
me, already taking off my clothes: benjamin youβre so fucking stupid
oh my god the original out in the wild
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Reblog to hug prev poster (they need a hug)
Tumblr Code.
If I ever see any of you in public, the code is βI like your shoelacesβ
that way we know weβre from tumblr without revealing anything
Iβm just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person
must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!
Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.
always reblog tumblr identification
my friend has a tumblr account but DOESNT know this⦠life is so empty
I FOUND THE ORIGINAL
@hellsite-hall-of-fame
I still remember when I was ten and, unknowingly, complimented someoneβs (REALLY COOL!!) shoelaces. They said:
Thanks I stole them from the president!
And I said:
0.o huh?
Cause I was ten and homeschooled and didnt know what the internet was yet.
picrew tag chain!!
make yourself with this picrew
@sea-jellie-thoguhts @mxsshxvon @onlystarless-eyesremain @evskiii @the-mehlwurm @thatdangspacenerd @mikeandwillsweddingofficiant @quoththewarlock @generic-sandbox-member @marsmaladeee @ozzy-from-the-cafeteria @vaguely-sage @your-local-mixed-race-bisexual @zemikite and open tags :3
Thanks for the tag!
Tags: @delusional-ninjago-fangirl @the-sassy-ninja and anyone else who wants to join
Hey your back thanks
@user-without-a-cool-acronym @legochaotixmechzz @apoeticwasteoofspace @abstractpenny @onicole @skrunklydoo
THANKS FOR THE TAG
havenβt done one of these in a while
no pressure tags:
@jalluzas-ferney @buff-daddy-cole @fiberturkey89 @elvenpathazalea @starroola @beegs-borg @cath-arses @nabanasplitter and everyone else who wants to
THANK YOU FOR THE TAG!! Omg I love this picrew
No pressure tags @candyythesilly @auxxiwoah @k4rm4ftw and whoever else likes doing picrews!
Picrew yayay
@shoshanalover @punkeropercyjackson @purplesparklingwaffles open tags yay
Been growing out my hair again since my buzzcut!
@moonage-gaydream @theultimatesagavan @boombomushika @vicsmusehub @places-across-time @destructo-range @insomniac-jay @desi-pluto @niggatycricket
@brazberry25 @braveblackbutterfly @weedle-testaburger @biandbored
Thanks for the tag my friend!!
I really liked this one!
Tagging @datfearlessfangirl @megadan94 @devils-minion and anybody else from my tumblr fam
Thank you for the tag! I really like how I look in this one!
Open tags!
Yooo this was fun! @mirigold-mayflowers, @thefrogofrainbows, @oreoshakelol come try! Anyone else is also welcome <3
Hey someone suggested I use ChatGPT to figure out adulting today, and as I was going through the mental list of places I'd rather look, I realized "beloved strangers on Tumblr dot net" was on that list.
So if you have an aspect of adulting that you're really good at-taxes, budgeting, cooking, insurance, credit, time management, house upkeep, anything-please feel free to reblog with any tips.
Not me, but @bitchesgetriches has a lot of great resources for many of these topics on their website.
That's us! Professional internet adults, specializing in financial stuff! We recommend starting with our Grand List of All Articles, or one of our Masterposts:
MASTERPOST: Everything You Need To Know About Taxes
MASTERPOST: Everything You Need to Know about How to Increase Your Income
MASTERPOST: Everything You Need to Know about Retirement and How to Retire
MASTERPOST: Everything You Need to Know about Credit and Credit Cards
MASTERPOST: Everything You Need to Know about Investing for Beginners
MASTERPOST: Everything You Need to Know about How to Pay off Debt
MASTERPOST: Everything You Need To Know About Living Independently for the First Time
MASTERPOST: Everything You Need to Know about Repairing Our Busted-Ass World
MASTERPOST: Everything You Need to Know about Self-Care
MASTERPOST: Everything You Need to Know about Getting a Job, Raise, or Promotion
MASTERPOST: Everything You Need to Know about Saving Money and Being Frugal
Reblog if you still care about Rise Of The Gaurdians
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forget fuck-me-eyes, help-me-eyes are the new craze right now.
The Protagonist is up against seemingly insurmountable odds. All chips are down and things are looking bleak. What is the most satisfying conclusion to read?
They muster up every last bit of strength for one final Hail Mary effort
Their close companion comes in clutch to clear a path for the win
A (homoerotic) rival joins forces with them to beat the obstacle
Get "Deus Ex Machina"-ed Bitch
A henchman and/or pawn turns on their source/employer
The Phryric Victory: you won but lost everything else that mattered
Beloved Side Character makes a matyr of themselves
A well foreshadowed plot device finally comes into play
The Big Bad shoots themselves in the foot and is defeated by their own stupidity
Everyone bands together to defeat it with the Power of Friendship
Reinforcements arrive to defeat it with the Power of Brute Strength
The Protagonist doesn't win at all, they retreat to try another day
