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What if he can’t eat meat after Tantiss?

I’m going to put this next part under the cut because it gets pretty dark and disturbing so if you can’t handle talks about body stuff or meat-related things or gore or human experimentation please scroll because I do not want to cause any distress.

Trigger warning under the cut for mentions of human experimentation, medical torture, gore, and food trauma.

Hemlock had the goggles and said that was all? I call BS. Hemlock had Tech, or his body, and showed Crosshair everything he did and would do to try and break him.

Cross being vegetarian after I can see it. Maybe he even was inflicted with something like that virus that makes him unable to process meat proteins, from lone Star ticks. (The name is escaping me)

I’ve always thought of Hemlock being the one to break the news as a way to torture Crosshair and showing the glasses but not TECH HIMSELF

Holy shit just when I thought maybe my mind was the darkest thing this side of the bad batch fandom 😅

like, lookit him. when he’s not being a jolly teddy bear, he can look pretty scary. especially to strangers, since he’s HUGE and scarred. we all know he’s a kind guy, but if you don’t know him, you wouldn’t assume that at first glance lol.

and then we get the few moments in the show (ex. the inhibitor chip arc in Battle Scars, the bar fight with Phee as shown above, and the season 3 finale) where we see Wrecker fully lock in and he’s terrifying. it’s probably partly because it’s so off putting to see the guy who’s always smiling as suddenly cold and calculated. but it’s even scarier when he’s angry. when wrecker is truly furious, he’s a monster and a force to be reckoned with and it’s so COOL. i wish they had given us more of that in the show.

Crosshair was nonverbal for part of his childhood.

Crosshair goes to the gunner’s nest to sulk and/or cry.

Crosshair can’t eat seafood after Kamino.

Crosshair has a sensitive stomach.

Hunter and Crosshair get migraines.

Crosshair made Lula for Wrecker with help from Ninety-Nine.

Crosshair had a crush on General Skywalker.

Crosshair is the best at math.

Crosshair cried the most as a kid.

Echo is a pro at going down on women.

Tech loves talking to Crosshair the most since Crosshair just silently listens attentively and lets him ramble and info-dump.

Crosshair loves these conversations since he doesn’t have to say much.

Crosshair has a LOT of random bits of knowledge as a result of said conversations.

Tech is the real troublemaker of the group.

Hunter never washes his bandana.

Hunter has a big forehead and that’s why he wears the bandana.

Hunter grew out his hair to distinguish himself from the regs.

Echo calls the batch (minus Omega) stinky.

Hunter smokes weed.

Tech had a habit of making snarky and bitchy side comments to Crosshair (“that’s not her ugly side?” was meant for Crosshair to hear).

Echo has chronic pain

Echo struggled with adjusting to food again after being rescued.

Wrecker gives Lula to his siblings whenever they’re upset, hurt, or sick.

Crosshair is always stealing and/or snooping through his brothers’ things (he’s SUCH a little brother).

Hunter’s skull tattoo goes down the rest of his body.

The whole batch is neurodivergent.

Crosshair snores.

Tech falls asleep at his work bench sometimes.

Echo regularly makes amputee and missing limb jokes (he’s a BIG fan of “this cost me an arm and a leg”).

The original four members were deployed younger than the average clone.

Crosshair bit people as a kid.

Crosshair used to hold his breath until he got his way as a kid.

Crosshair chews toothpicks because he used to bite his lip, cheeks, nails, or cuticles.

Tech was the one who thought of the toothpicks.

Tech and Crosshair are twins.

Omega likes to draw and color.

Crosshair has a sketchbook.

Batcher’s tail is crooked because she broke it and she wasn’t able to heal properly on Tantiss.

Batcher is really Crosshair’s dog.

Batcher sleeps on Crosshair’s bed.

Crosshair uses up the hot water while showering.

Hunter regularly clogs the shower drain with his hair.

This makes Crosshair crash OUT.

Ladies regularly fawn over Tech.

Echo is the best at flirting out of all of them.

Echo sees Fives and himself in Crosshair and Tech.

Hunter and Echo really butt heads at first.

Crosshair was the first one to suggest that Echo join them.

Crosshair bleaches his hair silver.

Tech regularly hacks into GAR and Kaminoan stuff.

Tech knows ALL the chisme.

Hunter doesn’t like carbonated drinks.

Echo’s facial expressions are the reason I am on this earth, pt one.

Dad bod Hunter

Dad bod Hunter

The child after 5 second of meeting him:

RIP to the skinniest waist in the galaxy

☀️My piece for the Pabu Days zine!!! Finally!! ☀️

I WILL NOT GET OVER THIS

The 501st and the Bad Batch both share embarrassing stories about Echo and laugh over it, but they also praise him for his bravest acts in battle. Tech starts rambling about some niche fixation of his, and sure it gets him a few weird looks, but then a curious shiny starts asking a thousand questions about it with bright eyes and they get lost in conversation.

Crosshair is willing to antagonize everyone at first, but he gets distracted when a soldier mentions enemy weapons he started collecting, including some rifles. A particularly bold clone dares Wrecker to an eating contest, and Force, is he up to the challenge. Hunter quietly discusses strategies with Rex, away from the main crowd so his senses won’t get overwhelmed too fast.

Once he joined the 501st Ahsoka found him reading reg manuals and gave him a few books to read instead, he promptly became a bookworm and joined Ahsoka and Jesse’s book club

He was the better strategist and close combat fighter while Fives was the better shot and better with changing conditions

can hold his liquor surprisingly well

is responsible for 1/5th of Rex’s gray hairs

after joining the Bad Batch it took him a while to start gaining his weight and muscle back as well as his coordination

however once he did start to gain some strength back he basically put himself through his own version of ARC training to get himself back to fighting form

he is the best sparrer on the Bad Batch, something Crosshair learned the hard way when was in an argument with Echo and challenged him to a sparring match

The sniper was down in less than a minute

As Echo recovered the Bad Batch realized they might have bitten off more than they bargained for by taking on the ARC trooper

He challenged them all not just because his skills usually match up with theirs, but because he grew up being challenged by his vod, and the Bad Batch was largely sheltered from the other clones

None of them know how much older Echo is than them and he plans on keeping it that way

The batch regularly refers to Echo has mom, including Hunter

Hunter was actually happy they took Echo on because his plans were beginning to get predictable and Echo head a lot of experience, he also didn’t take shit from any of the bad batch and helped keep them in line

Echo can beat everyone in the Bad Batch except for Wrecker in an arm wrestling contest

Once told his squad to leave the droid base to him and they went “lol ok regy we’ll come help in 10 mins” and then 5 mins later the whole place blew up and Echo just strutted out and tossed the Tacticle Droids head to Hunter

Wrecker was jealous

Regularly scares the Batch with how well he holds his alcohol

Crosshair and Tech once challenged Echo to a drinking contest and got their asses handed to them

Was the only one that new anything about girls when they took Omega on because he spent so much time with Ahsoka

Does not like anything when it comes to water because he only has one arm and he weighs a lot more than he used to because of his metal legs