𝔘𝔰𝔢𝔩𝔢𝔰𝔰 𝔉𝔞𝔫𝔟𝔬𝔶

𖤐 A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

He's not the best at it. He really does try though, he'll offer to get you water, try and massage your muscles if you're sore, but 9 times out of 10 he starts to fall asleep

When he can tell he is just going to fall asleep he'll always pull you into his chest and wrap his arms around you and you end up falling asleep together

𖤐 B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s

On himself, his muscles. He works very hard to be in the shape he's in and he's proud of it. Also likes that you like them, he finds it cute that you get flustered sometimes when he shirtless

On you, your thighs. They're the perfect pillow for his mid-day naps. Also he just likes holding them whenever he's near you

𖤐 C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

I feel like Zoro would prefer to cum ON you rather than IN you. Especially your thighs

𖤐 D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

He had many, and i mean MANY, wet dreams about you during the two years you were separated

Maybe one day he'll tell you about them, but not likely

𖤐 E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

None. Genuinely he probably barely even knew what it was, like he knew of it as a concept but that's about it, until after you got together and robin explained it to him

He would be very clumsy the first couple times but he'd be very determined to get better for you

𖤐 F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

Ok, im not sure if there's an actual name for this position so ima just have to describe it. Both of you being up on your knees with your back pressed against his chest and his arms around yours. He likes that it gives him full access to your body

He also loves any positions where he gets to show off his strength a little. Full nelson and mating press would both be close seconds

𖤐 G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

He'd be more serious. Might crake a joke here and there but its all very dry humor and more like dirty talk

𖤐 H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

Brother this man canonically only bathes once a week, you really think his ass is shaving? No. He does not touch any of the hair on his body other than the occasional haircut

And yes, the carpet matches the drapes, his pubes are green (but just ever so slightly darker than his hair)

He also does not give a shit weather you shave or not

𖤐 I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

I feel like zoro would have a bit of trouble with the more romantic stuff. Not that he cant be romantic, he's the KING of saying the most romantic shit possible without even trying, but it does feels very awkward at first

It takes him a while to find a good rhythm of both the romantic and sexual aspects of things but once he finds it... oh he finds it

All deep, passionate kisses, holding you close, and worshipping your body while he absolutely RUINS you with his thrusts

𖤐 J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

He would pretty much never do it since his libido is relatively low. He'd only probably use it as a form of stress relief rather than pleasure

How ever... this did change during the two years you were separated. He did it quite a lot during that time

𖤐 K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

Size Difference. Zoro is a very muscular guy and having that contrast between his and your body is something he very much enjoys

Edging/Orgasm Denial. He likes to tease and one of his favorite ways to do it is he will not let you cum until you ask

Strength kink. He LOVES being able to manhandle you. Genuinely you weigh practically nothing to him, and he loves to remind you of this

𖤐 L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

On the merry, much like sanji, he probably wouldn't want to do it on the ship. It just feels weird to him. You'd have to wait till you were stopped at an island

On the Sunny it will almost always be his or your cabin. On the rare occasion though, up in the crows nest when one of you is on night watch

𖤐 M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

Watching you fight. Something about seeing you hold your own on the battlefield just REALLY does it for him

Training with him. Same thing as watching you fight, it really gets him going seeing you showcase your strength

Napping with him. Sleepy sex after a nap happens quite often (only if yall are alone and somewhere private ofc)

𖤐 N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Anything involving his swords. They're used for killing so he'd adamantly refuse anything that would involve them with you

Roleplay. He just doesn't get wanting to pretend to be someone else. It makes him feel awkward and uncomfortable

Anything involving other people. you are his and he does not share

𖤐 O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

He likes both equally. If he HAD to choose tho, it would be going down on you. Ties back into his favorite body part of yours being your thighs. Yes he loves to use them as pillows for naps but he also very much loves getting squished between them while he goes down on you.

He does also very much enjoy receiving. He was very hesitant about it at first, it felt like he was giving up control which he doesn't particularly like. But once he realized he could still very much be in control while receiving he warmed up to it really quickly

𖤐 P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

He'll always start out slow. Zoro likes to tease so he purposely goes slow cause he wants to hear you say you want him to go faster or harder

But after that he gives it to you GOOD

𖤐 Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

Zoro is pretty neutral towards quickies. He'll happily have the occasional one, just as he'll happily have longer sessions with you

𖤐 R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

unless you bring up wanting to try something new, he probably won’t start. That doesn’t mean he’s against it, it just doesn't ever really cross his mind.

When he's older though he'd be much more open to experimenting and would be more likely to be the one bringing it up

Same with risks. If you want to try it he'd probably be down, but he's not gonna be the one asking

𖤐 S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

Another member of the monster trio that can easily go multiple rounds without stopping

When he's really into it he can easily go 5-6 rounds back to back

𖤐 T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

He wouldn't own any. If you wanted to try them i feel like he'd be down, it might take a little convincing though. He just doesn't really see the appeal of them

𖤐 U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

At first he probably wouldn't tease much, but as he becomes more comfortable and confident he becomes a MAJOR tease. remember in whisky peak when he was messing with the guy on the latter? Ya, he likes to tease

He likes to make you work for it. Thinks its adorable when you get all flustered and shy when he makes you tell him/ask for what you want

𖤐 V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

He’s not really loud, more of a grunt and groaner than anything

He curses a lot though. lots of drawn out "fuck" and "shit" muttered under his breath that get louder and more frequent as he gets close

𖤐 W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character. NSFW or SFW)

Perona tried to teach him to play chess but rage quit after about 10 minutes when he kept forgetting the names of the pieces and calling the knight "the horse"

𖤐 X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

More on the average side but THICK.

4 Inches soft, 5.6 hard, and about 6.3 inches of girth, slightly darker then the rest of his body

𖤐 Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

Ok, walk with me here. at first, pretty much non existent. You would have to be the one to initiate the first time. And even after that it would still be low

BUT, the more times it happens and the more he realizes he likes it, the more he begins to want it and will start to be the one to initiate. So it would take a few times, but eventually it becomes pretty moderate. like a 5/10. He can easily go a while without it but that doesn't mean he doesn't want it

Though while he may not yearn for sex very often, what he DOES yearn for is naps with you. 9 times out of 10 when he goes for a nap, he's bringing you with him

𖤐 Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

He would probably fall asleep very soon after. He sleeps anywhere and everywhere and that habit definitely carries over.

He'll at least try and make sure you're all good before falling asleep though