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Another tidbit of Mando lore;

Mandalorians quickly figured out that Jedi mostly view blaster fire as “fun lightsaber practice”.

During the Mando-Jedi wars, they dealt with this in characteristically practical fashion; they used slugthrowers (aka ordinary firearms) instead, because if a Jedi tries to deflect a regular bullet, what happens is “A bunch of bullet shrapnel to the Jedi’s face.”

systlin

Jedi or sith; deflects blaster fire

Mando’ade, racking a shotgun; deflect this you wizard bitch

little-miss-rasputin-pageant

everyone: you can’t beat the jedi. they’ll just deflect your blasters

the mandalorians:

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queenoftheantz

I’m getting close to the end of my BOTW adventures, it is making me reflect and giving me feelings I didn’t expect.

edsbev

steve doesnt realise billy possessed but doesnt question the fact that everyones trying to kill him bc he just figures theyre tired of billy being a piece of shit

edsbev

will, quietly in fear: billy…hes a monster

steve: ya i know dude lol i was there when he tried to beat up lucas like 6 months ago

edsbev

el, gravely: no theres something…evil inside him

steve: yea its called racism so whats the plan to kill him again

enigmatic-goat

Friend: Says something.

What I want to say: I’m really interested in what you are saying. As my friend, I support you. I want you to know I am still here, still listening, and still enjoying what we are sharing together. However as this is a topic I myself have no experience with, or little to say or offer, I’m unable to produce much in the way of input from my side. However trust that I still adore listening to you!

What comes out: Yee.

oockitty

This post shot me in the face four times.

nintengu

So uh i saw this on reddit and uh

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anxietyproblem

dangered

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tony stark didnt die until he was canonically established as spidermans father figure

spider-beach

The Parker curse

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jake gyllenhaal: ive got you now, spider man! this is where you meet your end!

peter: youre like a father to me

jake gyllenhaal dying on the spot: what the fuck

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spiderman been putting the ‘e’ in ‘dad’ for half a century

pheberoni

Do you ever just like flex your foot wrong and it cramps and you’re just like this is it, this is how it ends

justbadpuns

At any given time, the urge to sing “the lion sleeps tonight” is just a whim away, a whim away, a whim away, a whim away

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tarynel

What’s your fantasy?

pleasestopandrew

I wake up, my debt is all paid off, my bank account is full, my relationships with my family are healthy, and I’m able to travel anywhere in the world.

sophiamariabaeks

reblog for this ultimate fantasy life to come true

lhazaar

supervillains fucking hate fighting the x-men because the teams change constantly and sometimes there are??? totally new people there???? fuck there’s a teenager who literally just has eyes all over his body. is he even technically a superhero yet or is he a student. who the fuck knows. how do we counter this shit

airofwhimsy

When one seems completely non-mutated and they’re like

konakatomo

@melazertyiop

ayellowbirds

And no matter which team it is, Wolverine is there. Is it the future? Wolverine is there. Is it an alternate reality? Wolverine is there. Is Wolverine dead? Wolverine is there.

alliharkness

Was Wolverine never born in this alternate reality? Wolverine is there.

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Does Wolverine only exist as a non corporeal spirit? Wolverine is there.

alliharkness

Is Wolverine only a philosophical construct used to explain our place in an uncaring universe? Wolverine is there.

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Is Wolverine only a theological concept used to explain mankind’s struggle against the universe? Wolverine is there.

hurleyquinnzel

Is Wolverine there? Another Wolverine is also there.

And let’s not forget when the villains just switch sides. Last week this guy was on your side now he’s next to Wolverine and kicking your ass.

The only constant is Wolverine.

roseverdict

There are three constants in life: death, taxes, and Wolverine.

katsen13

So basically Wolverine is like a cat. Just shows up whenever he damn well feels like it.

kata4a

I stg every single time someone says “you are not immune to propaganda” I can barely hear them over the sound of their own subtext screaming “but I am”

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glumshoe

Today I got curious about nutmeg and wound up learning something I never would have expected: it looks Incredibly Cursed™️ when raw!

The outside fruit is normal enough, but the nutmeg seed itself is encased in this strange scarlet webbing, called the aril, and looks exactly like the demon-infected heart of a video game monster. That haunted webbing is the source of mace, an apparently common spice that I have literally never heard of but which is the source of the classic doughnut flavor, among other things. (It’s not related to the self-defense aerosol.)

I think most people know you can also get balls high off freshly-ground nutmeg and possibly die after the absolute worst trip imaginable, potentially lasting several days.

So, that’s fun! Doughnuts are flavored with Deeply Cursed Monster Hearts and I find this utterly delightful.

ALARMING! I love it!

draconym

When I took a trip to Dominica, a cab driver once spontaneously pulled over to the side of the road, hopped out of the car, ran off into the bushes, and returned carrying a handful of fruit.

“I bet you don’t know what this is!” he said excitedly as he split one open.

He was right, I definitely did not.

(He also did this with several other fruits and vegetables–apparently one of his major sources of amusement was how few foods Americans can actually recognize in their natural state.)

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nobody:

PlayStation 5: god you fucking SUCKKKK I’m putting this on baby mode

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Finally a console for me

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prideprejudce

yeah the movie titanic was sad but i can watch it now and not even blink twice. bridge to terabithia on the other hand? i saw that movie one (1) time as a kid and vowed immediately afterwords to never ever watch it again. once was enough for that movie

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