Claudette

i wish my brain were not full of gludge. i would like to be using it & because of the gludge i cannot do that.

hey, I was just at "things got better" island and everyone there is talking about how excited they are to meet you

Hey yeah so this post literally kept me alive for like 6 months. Thank you. And OP is so right. Everyone on this island became my best friends. And guess what? Now they can't wait to meet *you* and they talk about you every single day.

reblog to feed her notes

How is she doing this

im so hungry i could eat a meal

FUCK. honestly just FUCK. We missed a very important day yesterday.

what was yesterday, cat?

I’m not missing it this year.

“Disabled math” is the constant calculation disabled folks make to survive. Every task costs energy. Every decision carries risk. We aren’t lazy—we’re accountants of our own capacity. Abled people often can’t fathom how intentional we have to be just to exist.

You are 60% water and every lake, river, pond, swamp, creek, and ocean you encounter wants to reclaim it desperately. Be careful out there.

Scheduling this for when weather starts warming up. Be careful swimming this summer

scientists are experimenting on cross-breeding a crab and a cheetah; things could go sideways real fast

Rereading this on my sick days 🙏🏽

Why do I feel like I should print this out, frame it, and hang it in my office?

knowing that the past tense of "hang" is "hanged" when it's a method of execution can be very entertaining because you'll be watching a horror movie and someone goes "local legend says a woman was hung in these woods" and you're like "👀 good for her I guess"

cocking her ears to prime a powerful scream