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hey if ur reading this and ur in a bad spot mentally or anything i hope u feel better soon and have a good day

i hate when apps know that i’m screenshotting something. when i screenshot something, that’s me acting outside your realm of understanding, app. i am beyond what you consider the observable universe. you’re not supposed to perceive me. we don’t know when god screenshots the earth. we don’t know when he’s like, “okay i’m just gonna take a pic in case i ever want to add dinosaurs back to something later and don’t remember how.” and if we did, we wouldn’t act all smug about it like, “hey, you wanna share that post? you could just click here to share it.” no, man. you didn’t catch me. i screenshotted this for my own reasons. what’s next? i can’t take a photo of my computer screen with my phone out of laziness without being shamed by the printer i don’t own?

Since this post is making the rounds again, I want to clarify that while one's marginalized status doesn't make them less capable of harm, I am not inclined to immediately trust accusations from people who are openly hostile towards the accused. If I go to your Tumblr or Bluesky and see an enormous catalog of screenshots of someone's every move online so you can dunk on them with your friends, I have reason to believe that any accusations you make are personally motivated. I will scrutinize any potential evidence more closely if I believe that you are motivated to take what the accused says in bad faith. Even if the allegations are true, it muddies the waters when the accused can easily say, "Oh of course THEY would accuse me of X, they've been stalking and harassing me for ages". It's bad optics.

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Hate when I'm trying to find my luggage at the baggage claim but they all look the same. Many such cases.

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