pebble enthusiast and overall moss enjoyer

i want to feel sorry for the poor thing but the absolute silence from the crowd is breaking me

should have moonwalked its body off stage 2/10

couldn't have timed that music funnier if they tried

U can watch Star Wars so many times and it doesn’t prepare u for how dumb Star Wars is. For one thing I think we gloss over how kenobi (who has definitely been at the club. Please.) describes the mos eisley cantina as the worst most villainous place ever and then u get inside and it’s a pack of muppets vaping

the man who has witnessed a thousand bloody battles saying the airport bar is the worst place he’s been is based, actually

The way John just loves to say Arthurs name in a horrified manner all the time is so incredibly funny. Like come on you just wanna hear him gasp you queer.

I swear listening to this feels like porn I cant with them