🎶 Don't look back 🎶

This has gotta be one of the funniest things I've ever seen. 😂😂😂

5. ritter sport forbidden flavors

4. the primary german language fanfiction topics: tatort and german politicians (?)

3. Deutsche Bahn fucking sucks

2. die Maus is a nonbinary icon

I got pregnant not through some fluke or 1 in a 100 contraceptive failure. I got pregnant because I was knowingly and willfully having unprotected sex. Out of wedlock too if that matters.

It was my own fault, I was being irresponsible because I knew I could always get an abortion if I got pregnant. My abortion was as close as it comes to 'using abortion as a contraceptive' as anti-choicers love to say.

I didn't abort it because my health was in danger or because I didn't have the ability to care for it or whatever else. I did it purely because I didn't want a child. I wanted sex and I didn't want to deal with any consequences from it.

I also understand that “middle-aged yaoi” isn’t as fun to say as “old man yaoi”, even when it’s more technically accurate.