canines of the saviour

Das Erschreckendste and der ganzen Hitzegeschichte ist, dass ich mich langsam daran gewöhne und mir 24 °C schon fast kalt vorkommen.

Ich hab dieses Jahr schon mehrmals "30 °C sind ja noch angenehm" gedacht

one time at a funeral i panicked and said the first drink i could think of and the bartender made me the pina colada With all the fixings all the rims all the bells and whistles i didnt even ask imagine youre at a funeral and the person besides you is drinking a pina colada with whip cream as tall as the drink with a cherry and an umbrella, thats what happened to me

No judgement, everyone grieves in different ways

Could a homosexual lend me, an asexual, a single use of the word flaming?

I, a flaming asexual, need someone to please call the fire department. It is an emergency.

Perfectly executed joke, no notes

Well as a "fan" I would be "serviced" by some THEMES AND MOTIFS #themesandmotifs #artwithmeaning

I love characters that appear arrogant or self-centered but you don’t have to dig deep to find it's a poorly built façade to hide the fact that they actually despise themselves with every ounce of their being.

I think we should figure out what age we’re living in now so we can say how it’s collapsing to each other

Our age of plastics is collapsing

Read a book ages ago with the subtitle “surviving the disinformation age” or something,

i have a false tooth filled with a placebo in case i'm ever captured and need to be a control subject

its not even shipping its just posting what they did

a ​past url is kind of like a dead wife

now I’m curious, what’s everyone’s dead wife url