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crablouse

i cannot explain why i started laughing uncontrollably.

mr-new-vegas

i lost my shit at “who’s turning christmas”

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WHO’S TURNING CHRISTMAS?

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OH NO I CAN’T USE THIS AGAIN FOR A LONG TIME

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2018 Grinch has no edge. He’s got no bite. He’s not even that much of an asshole. He’s just a sassy gay furry with unusually nice teeth despite his famous theme song declaring otherwise.

1966 Grinch? Now that was a mean, scary bastard. He was a crusty old fuck who hated society so much that he only came off his shitty frozen mountain to commit crimes and terrorism out of spite.

Bennyhoo Cumberland Grinch comes down from his mountain to buy groceries.

You can round the edges off a character to make them more “relatable” or whatever, but you also run the risk of losing what defined them in the first place. The end result is bland and generic.

2018 Grinch is a reflection of modern society’s rejection of real character flaws in the interest of being “unproblematic” and in this essay i will

lovinglystar

What was your opinion on the Jim Carrey grinch?

cottagesmasher

Jim Carrey Grinch said bitch, ate glass and threw a whole child in the garbage. He is an absolute champ and the only rightful heir to the throne.

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justcallmedom31

These are so beautiful.

Credit goes to the wonderful artist: ChibiGreen

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2025 and I'm still thinking about how the MCU put that "You could at least recognize me" line in that movie and then... Did nothing with it.

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Yelena: Don't worry. Natasha likes your butt and your fancy hair. I know. I read her diary.

Bucky: She thinks it's fancy?

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Bucky, gazing lovingly at Natasha: She could kill me and I'd thank her.

Yelena, who's heard this for the 10.000th time: I'd thank her too.

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characters apologizing for things they have no control over. mumbling sorry while losing consciousness. feeling ashamed of a bleeding wound. embarrassed when an infection sets in. deep seated feverish guilt when they need to be carried, when their legs won't keep them upright anymore and they lean heavy on a friend, slurring apologies..........

reiinx

antiquity, perfection, isolation in the desert

mentemori

My mom left an eviction notice for the carpenter bees burrowing into our porch

aropride

"nothing is real atoms never touch each other youve never touched anything in your life" ok. well when i pet my dog he is soft and when he licks my hand it is wet and that is far more real to me than whatevers going on at an atomic level

aropride

what my atoms are doing is their fucking business man i'm busy trying to stop my dog from eating tissues directly out of the box

duckbunny

nuclei don't touch, but the nucleus is not the core of reality. reality is made of electrons dancing. reality is made of bonds.

you pet your dog and the atoms that are you brush up against the atoms that are him, and the electrons that are you press into the electrons that are him, and both of them change their movement.

electrons of course are not really particles and do not really move.

you pet your dog and the electron-orbitals of your skin overlap with the electron-orbitals of his fur, and both are changed by the contact. you are not made of little motes floating alone in a void. you are a single unfathomable chord formed of a trillion vibrations, and so is he. and the note you play is changing at every moment by what you touch and how you breathe, and so is his. and atoms do not really have edges, and to touch is to interact, and when you put your hand on your dog the universe does not know that you are separate. the song expands to hold you both.

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rachelillustrates

and when you put your hand on your dog the universe does not know that you are separate. the song expands to hold you both.

thydungeongal

There's nothing more punk than being kind. Hygiene is metal. Universal healthcare is goth. Being afraid to talk to girls is shoegaze. Indoor plumbing is emo. Nothing is more grunge than having a bisexual trans wife.

thydungeongal

What the fuck is "music"

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Bucky: [carves ‘James + Natalia’ into a tree]

Natasha: what a nerd

[adds ‘4ever’]

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jeepeon (based on this image from Let's Find Pokemon)

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