hi welcome back to me screaming

trinity santos is a study in fandom misogyny because they gave her all the characteristics fandoms usually salivate for in men, being gruff, quippy and misunderstood with a tragic backstory but a heart of gold beneath it all. they put all this into her AND let her be a lesbian. she's everything you could ever want in a character but she's not a man so half the fandom either hates her or constantly mischaracterizes her as petty, callous and aggressive while doing mental gymnastics to baby the male characters around her

the mystery bruises you're getting aren't from anemia or something stupid like that. they're from me. i go into your house while you're asleep and softly hit you with hammers until i am satisfied

dude came into my work and was whistling along to the christmas music we’re playing so i asked him if he was excited for christmas and he said ‘i’m just excited about everything! :)’ what a pleasant answer

That man was drunk.

it was nearly 8 years ago now but i don’t think he was drunk from my recollection. however, we can imagine a scenario together where he was drunk if you’d like. maybe it could take place somewhere fun as well, like on top of a mountain, and maybe i was wearing a funny hat

need sex where its just a fistfight with a guy and we dont even do anything sexual we just beat the fuck out of each other and get hard about it

maxwell gotch

brennan is clearly getting desperate for them to start thinking through the time dilation implications, he’s like yes this explorer was from THOUSANDS of years ago and the legio rex are from an ANCIENT CIVILISATION and goldbeard looks WEIRDLY GOOD

Brennan’s “I think I’d rather be cursed than unlucky” is one of the hardest lines he’s ever dropped. Fuck. Just like fuck man

I love how date everything is so anti-AI that you spend the whole game doing the opposite of what AI does, take something soulless and unfeeling (objects), and breath a humanity and life into them.