let be what is, let be what isn't

before there was Online there was lying on the floor and studying the patterns of the carpet and tracing it with your finger

Does anyone know what to do about the temperature and also the prices

you need to do a little dance in the kitchen. it is vitally important for your health that you do a little dance in the kitchen. you understand

Do you wanna go watch the sunlight pierce the leaves of the forest with me?

playing stupid games but im really bad at them so im not even winning the stupid prizes

my foul demeanour and ill temper. my quarrelsome and disagreeable nature

are you liking my posts because you want to kill me

are you liking my posts because you want to kill me

oh sick someone paved this whole road with good intentions. i wonder where it leads

posts funnier with timestamps on

Yeah sorry I can't come into work today. I accidentally heard Primadonna by Marina formerly of and the Diamonds. So I need the day to be a primadonna girl. Yeah it's going to be the whole day.

do not start gambling. go outside and locate a bug. now post it on inaturalist. bam. nature's gacha game

If the only thing that has kept you going was outliving Mitch McConnell, imma need yall to pick a new person to outlive and fast. Your mission is not over.