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Why Rose Flavored Oreos Are a Must-Try Treat

Air Travel Transformation: Comfort or Cattle Class?

A major cruise line has officially deployed tactical enforcement units to declare war on the lawless underworld of breakfast pastry smuggling. Click the link to see how desperate vacationers are dodging infrared scopes to transport illicit carbohydrates back to their cabins. While you are there, check out the fantastic four legged citizen sponsoring this report who is looking to secure a permanent release from his own local shelter enclosure. #satire #Costa #costacruiselines #buffet #travel #cruise #italy #dog #adopt #adoptdontshop #dogsofinstagram

The corporate executives running Toronto Pearson Airport have officially abandoned the exhausting task of flying airplanes. Instead of repairing broken baggage machinery, the transit authority is deploying a deeply unhinged psychological operation to convince stranded crowds that starvation is just a spiritual breakthrough. Click the link to discover the surreal survival methods passengers are being forced to master inside Terminal Three. You can also see which spectacular four legged citizen sponsored this broadcast so you can help him secure a permanent release from his own concrete enclosure.

Thoughts on the duckface and some thoughts on Gender Roles I came up with, several years ago, while not abusing myself in the shower.

Five separate European transit unions are preparing to completely paralyze the entire international vacation corridor in less than 48 hours. Click the link to see more and to see Athena, the pretty girl who sponsored this breaking new bulletin who wants to go home with you.

When a total breakdown in local communication forces you to discover a spectacular culinary destination entirely by accident, you have no choice but to investigate the situation immediately. Today's review is proudly brought to you by Panther, a dignified 11-year-old feline supervisor who is currently looking for a permanent kingdom to rule at the Dogwood Animal Shelter. Click below to find out which local mobile operation is dropping heavy rectangular masterpieces that completely changed my perspective on crust real estate.

When a sudden food craving completely obliterates your festival plans, you have no choice but to surrender to the culinary chaos. Today's review is proudly sponsored by Drizzle, a gorgeous 70 pound brindle dog currently waiting for her forever home at the Trumbull County Pound. Click below to see which local food titan completely dismantled my worldview with an unexpected menu swap. Make sure to like the Chop's Guide to the Galaxy page for more unfiltered reviews, and head over to MOAZ Tees to grab some incredible gear.

Crave Mediterranean Cafe stands out with its inviting decor and unique touches. The review is sponsored by Jordan, a well-mannered dog available for adoption. Click the link for more!

Global trade just came to a screaming halt because of a tech failure so aggressively stupid it makes a supermarket self checkout lane look like advanced aerospace engineering. While international commerce chokes on its own sheer administrative incompetence, our sponsor Sandy, a two year old Malinois mix at the Humane Society of Missouri, is running a tactical mission to find a family before the holiday weekend. Click the link to see how a ridiculous digital glitch completely paralyzed the oceans, and learn how you can adopt a companion who possesses superior operational competence.

The brand-new multi-million dollar flagship Norwegian Luna just suffered a major structural collapse right in the middle of dinner service on Deck Eight and the crew's immediate response to the bleeding passengers is an absolute corporate horror story. Hit it to see the full story.

Hushpitality Resort Sued After Guest Wakes Up and Realizes She Is in a Motel Six with a Candle

The latest entry on Chop’s Guide to the Galaxy is live. Part five tackles a mountain of fries that will... enhance.. your breath for two days and a mystery Turkish coffee that caused a controversy. The full breakdown is up right now, along with an update on where the apparel trailer is heading next and a look at the books keeping me sane between stops. Click the link to read the full review.

🎸 Stop scrolling through brain melting algorithmic slop right now because your cultural soul is in serious jeopardy. You have a strict moral obligation to click this link and rescue an extinct piece of history. An obscure Denver band named Shrank recorded a garage masterpiece in the late 1990s that completely vanished from the earth until this exact moment. This track currently exists on exactly one salvaged hard drive and you cannot locate it anywhere else on the planet. (Internal monologue: I know you just want to lie there like a useless potato, but your scrolling laziness is a literal crime against art.) Escaping the mainstream simulation requires exactly one click to claim your raw audio inheritance on Chop's Guide. Do your civic duty right now or continue drowning in sanitized commercial trash like a coward. ⚡ #punk #denverpunk #music #undergroundmusic #skatepunk #skateordie #livemusic #rock #punkrock #garageband #bluebirdtheater #denver #cops #dating #relationship #smile

Chris took the wheel for this leg of the Springfield run to drop an unfiltered verdict on Crave Mediterranean Cafe, and he did not hold back. Hit the link to read his full, raw breakdown, plus details on the upcoming Poplar Bluff trip and a quick update on the reading list.

Crave Part three is finally up. I found a dish that belongs in a museum. I also found a vegetable that deserves a restraining order. Click to see where the road is taking me next.

I spent my birthday being selfish in a car because 20 hours of an audiobook is better than most conversations. This road trip was a targeted strike on a fast food joint that most people look at in confusion until they understand the personal history behind the grease. Between the deep fried mystery meat and a formal bounty for a kangaroo steak I have a few things to settle about what actually constitutes a birthday meal. Click the link to see why I am currently hunting marsupials and why Raising Cane’s is an unseasoned garbage fire that should not exist.