Jun 1
The corporate executives running Toronto Pearson Airport have officially abandoned the exhausting task of flying airplanes. Instead of repairing broken baggage machinery, the transit authority is deploying a deeply unhinged psychological operation to convince stranded crowds that starvation is just a spiritual breakthrough. Click the link to discover the surreal survival methods passengers are being forced to master inside Terminal Three. You can also see which spectacular four legged citizen sponsored this broadcast so you can help him secure a permanent release from his own concrete enclosure.
