Just A Few Things.

YOU SHAVED THEM?!?

reeses penis FUCKer cups

Gotta do it

I don’t care what news I get I just want this stupid potato dog on my dash

^

I mean… mood.

Meanwhile, boomers: “This is the best service I ever had! Here’s a bible verse on the back of a fake $20 bill! Now maybe you’ll be motivated to get a real job you fucking scum! Jesus loves you!”

Both of those are the realest things ever working in the restaurant industry. Like jesus fuck. Compliments don’t pay my bills, Karen.

I remember in my high school junior year psych class, my teacher explained to us if you drew the sun like that, then you had an absent father figure. Crazy.

I came out for a good time and honestly I feel so attacked right now

oOF

Shut the fuck up I hate this

is this true cause like…mood

IS THAT TRUE BITCH WAAAAAAIT A MINUTE

Oh GOD this explains literally everything

I have been called out

Poly rights

finally, a bed big enough for me and my size 13 nikes

norman reedus and his son mingus dont look related at all

fuck you thats not his name

Chaotic good

What other website am i going to see posts where the op talks about “bam! Free bees!”

How does she do it

Bleeeeugh om niom niomniom blereegh

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