Babe, you okay? you reblogged “and we were nice to each other” like 12 times again

i think NYC would really benefit from having a giant mythical bird that lived here. maybe roosting on the empire state building. or maybe one in each borough. something along those lines. pokemon

@currentlycryingaboutlancelot

not to be insensitive but some of the salem witch trials were so funny bitches like “i saw her at the devils sacrament!!!” girl… what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament 👀

If ANYTHING is a heritage post it’s this.

my best friend linen my brother in arms cotton my partner wool my beautiful sister silk

our sick deranged enemy polyester....

You underestimate me.... *unsheaths and re-sheaths my sword in the blink of an eye. you now have top surgery*

official boob post

Stardew moms reached the wrong audience. We need less of the cishet men who drool over them and more of the old woman enjoyer lesbians who psychoanalize them.

I can dig that.

High fives all around, friends. If we’ve accomplished nothing else today, we still have this.

Death Of The Author is out, Bullying Of The Author Out Of A Forum About Their Own Work is in

ARE YOU FUCKING STUPID????? Kindest regards,