I won't get to where I'm going.

calling yourself homophobic slurs is just doing homophobic people’s job for them, you’re proving them right by identifying within it.

cry about it to some other faggot then please

they deleted... my impact

my parents trying to figure out what to get me for christmas

DID SHE GET THAT WELL DESERVED DOG SHE WANTED

This teen to her parents every single day: ‘Bye, I’m off to walk my presidentially ordained victory dog!

@thebibliosphere

actually hilarious that colin bridgerton returned to london absolutely determined to be in his slut era. he said if there is one thing i am it is a whore. and then one (1) kiss with penelope later he was like neverMIND i am a MARRIED MAN i am MONOGAMOUS life is about LIFELONG PARTNERSHIP ACTUALLY

Absolutely hilarious to me that the ton is gonna be speculating on why and how Penelope and Colin ended up engaged and there’s definitely gonna be some entrapment/pity rumours going around but the actual truth of it is that Colin chased a carriage down, fell to his knees and went “please please please please please please please”

say what you want about penelope but i think we should commend her for behaving pretty normally about her crush on colin. when colin got a crush on penelope he immediately descended into madness

Violet Bridgerton is truly gods strongest soldier. Every season she tells one of her children they're in love and every season they scoff in her face before causing seven different scandals to reach the same conclusion.

can you imagine what the dash would be like if they hadnt missed

posting niche fic on ao3 is like releasing a small creature into the wild and hoping it survives and finds sustenance

got one whole comment… the small creature may yet survive the winter

americans can't even assassinate people properly anymore that country is going to the dogs

did anyone else feel the timeline split or was that just me

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