the string bean stealing all the jerky

my girl is a tiny hot topic bitch

the non-binary stray

i wouldve fallen in love right then & there ngl

so I got new hearing aids that can sync with bluetooth devices which is great because I can enjoy music again but like all bluetooth it’s kind of buggy and sometimes I’m in the middle of a conversation when suddenly one of my devices connects so what I’m saying is the PS5 is very real and it can speak to me from inside my brain

Once during a dinner out my mom kept asking us “what’s that sound” and we couldn’t hear anything, only later did we figure out my sister had connected her phone to my moms Bluetooth hearing aids and was intermittently playing farm animal noises.

i don't care about birds that mate for life. let's hear about the birds that get divorced.

when i was a kid my parents bought me an inflatable doll of the Scream by Edvard Munch (??) that was significantly taller than i was at the time and i used to slow-dance with it and pretend it was my boyfriend. It had its hands attached to its head obviously so it felt like he was always a bit horrified to be forced to dance with me

I love this website I love it when people tell us what's wrong with them

I had a thought, but unfortunately I had a second thought. They ricocheted off each other and I can’t find either anymore

I'm going to Badwill. The evil thrift store.

salvation army

indie horror games are like you're in a house.

But watch out!