Sleepless Logic

just found out I'm going to be reincarnated into a single sprig of grain. barley apparently. Not cool man. I didn't even know plants was an option on the table. this is bullshit

When you see me with that blank stare, this is where I am.

get in loser we’re gonna try again despite it all

it’s so magical and beautiful that there are sprawling interconnected cave systems carved deep into the earth by various geological forces and you don’t have to go in them. there are miles and miles of stone passageways in total darkness that require you to exhale all the air out of your lungs to squeeze through parts of them and you don’t have to be there. some of these squeezes are underwater and require cave divers to take off their oxygen tanks and push them through ahead of them and me i am above ground looking at the sky as we speak. there are untold subterranean wonders no human has ever seen and i will not be the one to discover them #grateful #blessed

if i knew how to properly dance the dance that makes you bigger i would dance it, and get bigger. but hopefully i would also be able to dance the dance that makes you smaller because i think it would be really sad to be stuck at like 50 feet tall and have steaks be proportionally like bacon bits for me. that's not filling

if infinite monkeys on typewriters will eventually write shakespeare then surely 100 million americans with pistols will eventually successfully assassinate the us president