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Long time no see, suckers.
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Hi.
Long time no see, suckers.

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everyone who reads this post will get some big spicy joy within 24 large minutes (hours)
Ok y'all but like Iâm not even kidding about this I read this post yesterday and today I got an email from the peeps at hamilton and I won the lotto gor $10 tickets and I would like to give all my thanks to the internetâs favorite fish, Goldie Gurston, for making this possible because I totally believe they did this with their amazing gay powers
So I know this is likely a coincidenceâŚbut I reblogged this and just now discovered Iâve been given a $150 amazon gift card as a bonus at work. So thank you, fish!
If it worked for them I hope it works for everyone else
Some big spicy joy pls
SOME BIG SPICY JOY PLEASE
twitter is having a normal one
ALSO ken jennings the Jeopardy guy is the bean dadâs cohost on a podcast, and heâs been defending him while saying some inflammatory stuff, so thereâs talk that it might cost him the position of future jeopardy host
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everything about this is fucking hilarious. iâm sorry, random pompeii man, but your death was some looney tunes bullshit and the framing of this photograph isnât helping.

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Those am him leafs
#leaf him alone
Yknow the thing where red pandas just lay down on a branch and let their legs hang and theyâre just like vibing
theyâre just vibing yknow?
porcupines do this too :)
i have excellent news about the manul cat
Manul cat is an automatic reblog from me.
I am porcupine.
Pretty much most cats that spend any time in trees, tbh
Honestly tho, in terms of lazy chill I donât think anyoneâs gonna beat this bear:
look at this squirrel
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the funniest vampire bullshit will forever be some vampire lamenting having to kill while theyre actively killing and monologuing like âtruly, I am the most hated creature in godâs narrowed eye, the new modern prometheus, my purpose an eternal question, my existence a curse. is there a single person, even a fleeting thought, that has ever spent a moment beneath the same moon as I while feeling this unique pain? Pity me, world, for no one now is as miserable as Iâ
and the dude literally bleeding to death in the vampireâs arms, they never get a line, but if they did, it would probably be âokay now hold up if this is a contest about whoâs having the worse fucking night,â
How to trick a monkey.
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Theoretically I donât object to the idea of Harley Quinn moving away from The Jokerâs influence and having that reflected in her costume, but thatâs⌠not what her character designers have done. Theyâve dropped the clown theme for a design based on a skimpy cheerleading uniform in the same colors as her traditional costume. If Harleyâs costume change is supposed to reflect a new idependence, it shouldnât be based on her old costume at all and should be something new and cool to represent self-reinvention, not just âwe didnât think the clown theme was sexy enough to sell to a modern audienceâ.
HOWEVER. You know what would be fun? If Harley decided to out-clown the Joker and steal his theme from him. Commit to the act in a way he never could and actually take up classes on clowning and physical comedy. Become Dr. Harley Quinn, the DCUâs leading expert on being a clown. When people think âthe clown from Gothamâ they donât think of The Joker at all. That would be sweet, sweet revenge that I would love to read.
âThe clown from Gotham.â âWhich one?â âThe one who knows what sheâs doing.â
âItâs that clown again.â âI thought he was in Metropolis this week?â âClown as in clown, not clown as in embarrassment to humanity.â âOh, the doctor.â
Doctor Clown
(nodding) Doctor Clown.
Listen, if Toph had went off on her own for a while in Ba Sing Se there is no way she wouldn't vibe with Zuko.
"Welcome to Pao's Family tea shop, I'm Li, waddaya want?"
"Chaos."
"Understandable. Sadly, that's not on the menu. Would you settle for a cup of Jasmine tea?"
"Sure."
Jet, bursting into the tea shop: THOSE TWO ARE FIRE BENDERS! Toph, interrupting Zuko who is about go attack this mouth wheat boy: And whereâs your proof? Jet, suspiciously: I saw the old man with a hot cup of tea right after he complained that it was cold? Toph, about to cause some chaos: Then clearly, you need your eyes checked. Toph, gesturing to Iroh: This man is a Water Bender.
THIS MAN IS A WATERBENDER
wait i wanna add to this - so toph can tell when people lie, right? so she can probably feel zuko's heart racing when jet accuses them of being firebenders. also, she would've met iroh by this point
so im imagining she's like "okay. 2 firebenders. in a shop in the earth kingdom. but the old man is nice and wants better things for his nephew so honestly this checks out. yeah im gonna meddle"
That is 100% the thought process
Jet tries to argue that he heated his tea again.
âI know a waterbender and she can turn water into ice, who says they canât make liquids hotter too?â
Jet has no argument.
He doesnât have an argument cuz he knows the Water Bender Toph knows and has FELT her turn water to ice
Terror fills his body as he realizes that if Toph, who knows Katara, is friends with Li, then KATARA must be friends with Li TOO.
Toph can feel his fear, and she is living for it
If April ends up worse I swear to God
Sure is something to read this post at the beginning of June.
It is September
I was born in the late nineteen hundreds
only nineteen hundreds kids will remember these
normal brain: I'm a '90s kid
big brain: I was born in the late nineteen hundreds
giant brain: I arose from the final years of the 20th century
galaxy brain: I was brought into this world amongst the dying breaths of the second millennium AD, and grew amidst the warmth of its ashes
born some decades before the Calamity
at level 20 of adhd you can read a book and listen to a podcast at the same time
at level 40 you can read a transcript of a podcast while listening to an audiobook
And you don't process any of it
well of course not im thinking about something someone said to me 3 years ago that triggered my rejection sensitive dysphoria

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