i froth at the mouth whenever pokemon is mentioned

been thinking a lot recently about how much it grinds my gears that so many one piece fans from across the spectrum like to characterize zoro’s loyalty to luffy as this unconditional, unwavering constant when really the whole POINT of zoro’s loyalty is that it is very much conditional?? and that the conditionality of it is in fact what makes it so narratively compelling?? like the fact that zoro COULD and WOULD walk at any time if he ever felt like luffy wasn’t worth following anymore but he HASN’T yet makes for a much deeper AND stronger bond than zoro just blindly following luffy no matter what, because it shows that luffy has continually proven himself a captain WORTHY of following. zoro’s allegiance to luffy is not blind obedience; it’s EARNED loyalty, and if you don’t think that’s the more powerful choice between the two then quite frankly you don’t understand their relationship at all.

Probably gets ticks lmao

my family has had some pretty interesting encounters with psychics/mediums that seem genuine in the past, but nothing will ever be funnier to me than the last guy my mom talked to who was so definitely bullshitting, because she said "I was hoping to hear from my husband" and the guy went "he said....it's okay to Move On" and like. every single person my mom has recounted this too has been like "He Would Not Fucking Say That". as if this was an ooc fanfic about my father. it's just so fucking funny. fake psychic dude take your shitty headcanons about my ghost dad and LEAVE!!!

like, my parents were legitimately insane about each other. I cannot stress how much he wouldn't say that. I have to assume his ghost was standing right next to this fake psychic yelling "WHAT THE FUCK!!!!" when he told my mom to move on lmfao

actually. funnier to imagine he was a Real Psychic who was just trying to put a move on my mom and didn't think the ghost would do anything about it and now is now dealing with a violently angry haunting for the rest of his days lmfao

Psychic: I also choose this guy’s still-alive wife.

Doyle Katsumi and Retsu really had some of the most legendary poly yaoi shit ever made. And nobody gaf. Bc Doyle was sent back to jail. And now Retsu fucking died. Like we can't have shit on Detroit.