The Tartarus Traveler

The only AI we support in this house is System AI

i hope the anonymous person who sent the "i used to live in your house. i'm drunk in boston and it's the only address i know. happy holidays" postcard is aware that they wrote my favourite poem

I think the only person I've met in real life with 100% career satisfaction was this gal I knew who was a presenter at a children's science museum and delivered every line like she was running a WWE match. Every time you passed the room where she was giving a presentation, you'd hear something like "WHO'S READY FOR CEPHALOPODS?!?" and the kids would go absolutely nuts cheering.

Miles I Am In The Moment It's A Terrible Moment Morales is my spirit animal.

I see this one like every year and I still dont know the characters involved but I love it, it’s not Halloween without the pumpkin dragons

In Elmo’s voice: “I only had three lines!”

CIS PEOPLE ARE SO UNREAL BRO……..i made a “im epic and sexy and my meat is huge” joke to one of my cis friends and she just said “well youre trans so you dont HAVE meat” like ok….first of all its a joke and second of all its a joke

i hate it tho like other cis girls can say “suck my dick” as a joke and they dont have to specify that its a joke and that they dont actually have a dick but the moment i, a trans person, want to make a joke about it then it becomes a whole thing about how i dont REALLY have meat and i actually have a pussy like ok.

honestly the fact that other trans ppl are rbing/saying that theyve had a similar experience makes me so sad i hate cis ppl

Guys!!!! All you guys saying the whole “you don’t have meat” thing is actually super transphobic. If a trans guy says that then you should instead say shit like “nah I’m busy that day” or shit like that. Stuff that shows you’re joking around too and get that they’re joking around. Seriously it’s common human decency

Lol, and a month after I took this photo I started dating him and he absolutely dotes on Pharoah Kami-Ra and my cat. I think he's a keeper...

Look at that round face, I’m DYING.