Help, I'm still at the restaurant.

(The one who filed for a divorce and then left my birthday party after 1 hour a month later to hook up with a random from a dating app)

Omg I went to this event I know you would love without you!!! Its so fun and cool! YOU would love it!!!! Omg you would love it!!!!!!!

Cool. Thanks for the invite. Im glad I would love it.

I would sure love a lot of things but Im never invited because I dont have a boyfriend, or kids, or a personality people want to be around so.

"Omg going to the science center today! So excited!!!"

Remember 3 months ago when I tried to set up a girls trip and you said the science center is boring?!?!?@

Went to see Scary Movie 6. Alone. As per usual.

Half hour into the movie, the film or whatever fucks up and the screen cuts out. This happens a few times. And then they come in to tell us we get refunds or vouchers.

Cool

Just checked my work email.

Got an email from the new secretary with a "Sorry this is late" spread sheet.

"For everyone" its an inventory count.

School is over. I havent had to do an inventory count since 2017. And it was of fixtures like filing cabinets and tables.

This shit wants a count of office supplies...and ART SUPPLIES.

I teach art. Eat my ass. I am not going in there on SUMMER BREAK and I am certainly the fuck not going in there to count how much paper, paint brushes, "clay", and paint I have.

Fuck you. And you send it 2 days after we leave? No lol

And you sent out a deadline for requisition the day its due. Lol this bitch is incompetent as hell.

You want an end of year inventory of my classroom? That's something you send a month before the year ends.

Had a sleep paralysis incident last night.

Haven't had that issue in YEARS AND YEARS.

Season 1 Cluadia was just perfect! And her voice? The accent?! It was glorious. Ugh.

Her: sure!!!

Her: do you mind if I pirate it and we watch it outside on the projector

(With the ticks, untrained dogs who will drool on me and breathe on me with their disgusting hot breath and my brother who is a massive trump cult member who will harass me the entire time) .....yeah...sure.

Her, today: hey so show up around sunset!

Me: okay I was just gonna ask if you found it!

Her: well I wont know until tomorrow I figure we can find something to watch regardless l.