typical fat tiger

if the emperors of rome can add extra months that actually fuck the calendar up i'm allowed to add a new month that lasts 0.0000 picoseconds

the last holiday that hasn't been commercialized

i made this up when i was a little kid and nothing would make me happier than to see people celebrating it for years to come

zenquish approaches. prepare to rejoice! briefly!

Stop clicking on my thighs. Bro my cum meter isn't moving. You need to click elsewhere.

it's actually so fucked up how other countries wouldn't let miles davis perform onstage unless he agreed to be introduced as 'kilometers davis' so as to not confuse the crowd

thinking about this is so upsetting. im gonna go collect myself by listening to an album by my favorite rapper, 3.39 yuan RMB

[scoffs] You couldn't PAY me to jack off to Brian Griffin! [remembers the state of the economy] Well, you could, but it would have to be a four figure amount. [remembers to be honest to myself] Three figures. [remembers not to devalue my own labor] Four figures.