You! You seem like a discerning patron of the arts! The kind of person who would enjoy...a fantasy novel, say. One about physics, magic, and political maneuvering. Set in post-apocalyptic fairy-occupied Canada, naturally. With lesbians.
Well...may I introduce you to...my novel! Reality's End, a novel with all of the traits of a good novel.
Oh, what's that? You can't afford it? Well, that's fine, friend; I've serialized it on AO3 for absolutely free!
Too much effort? No matter. I'm also serializing it as a podcast. You don't need to pay for it; you don't even need to look at it. You can just listen to the dulcet tones of my voice, a voice that has been described as "sounding like someone wearing a housecoat", as I read it to you.
You will enjoy it. You will enjoy my book.
#you should read this book
You should!















