yooooohoooo!

My biggest fear is being in my late 30s not being able to host

disney and marvel i mean if those brands were wiped off the face of the planet i would have no issue at all. except kingdom hearts would hit too different nevermind i take it back i take it all back voice breaking No way no way no no no

how to not feel like someone is going to shoot me with a gun every time I open my work email

gonna be so brave tomorrow when I snopen my snork esnail 🥲

Nobody calls each other “terminally online” anymore. I think that’s because everyone is terminally online now. Jobless too. And ugly as fuck. Stains all over our shirts. Stupid as well

i think hot shower should last forever i want to live in hot shower evolve slimeskin and big eyes live in hot shower hunt prey in hot shower sleep in hot shower never leave hot shower i love you hot shower marry hot shower reinvent sex with hot shower leave humanity behind for hot shower