THE CASUALNESS OF THAT COLLIE SLIPPING RIGHT OUT OF THEIR COLLAR. That dude is a Willing Participant of this walk and by god everyone else is going to follow the RULES.

im a fan of the moment where the husky is like 'wait you're not authorized to do that' and the collie is like 'THE FUCK IM NOT'

The fact that you can’t raise taxes on billionaires even slightly without them pouring money into fascist political movements is, of itself, evidence that billionaires as a class shouldn’t be allowed to exist in the first place.

I’d just like to point out that every single thing that has happened in the 6 years since I created this post has only reinscribed its absolute moral correctness in my mind.

you ever listen to a song 47 times in a row and every time you’re like wow what a good song. I’m gonna play it again.

"find someone who-" how about THEY find ME

i just love that spock stayed in uniform while he was in heat and murderous and performing ancient sacred rituals. they did all of that IN UNIFORM, on the metaphorical clock. i need to waste more time at work. running amok and such.

hey. don't cry. I went to Mad At You island and none of your friends were there :)

see guns did make blades redundant in warfare but most combat is not warfare and the human body has evolved no resistance to being opened like a plastic bag in the past 8000 years. plus since people think they're ineffective they're not on the lookout for blades in public like they are for guns

that's right: kill everyone you meet with a katana

Charlie Kirk is scheduled to speak at UVU. I have the opportunity to do the funniest thing of all time

IT WASN'T ME I PROMISE

fiction got off soooo lucky with dreams and hallucinations. imagine if the human brain didn't come with a built-in path to surreal imagery that could perfectly represent abstract themes and emotional truths through metaphor. we'd be so fucked man

I love asking friends, without context, "what are you really into this week?" I'll go first. this week I'm really into mouthwash and sudoku. Last week I was into peaches.

we used to be a society on here!! reblog, don't like! I want to hear what you're into!!! I'm literally looking into the nyt game Pips!!!