Grimly's Grave

white europeans love to pretend like the united states and europe aren’t two cheeks of the same ass

Listen, nobody who's ever opened a history book says we didn't do that shit first. Pick an atrocity and chances are there was a time europeans did it on mass to someone for the sake of profit. The difference, is that we have for the most part put that behind us, while the US is just sinking deeper and deeper into it. We're not perfect, and we were a lot worse in the past. But it has been a while since we were the problem

"its been a while since we were the problem" someone Black was murdered by police violence in Ireland last month

I'd like to spend my summer getting eaten by a butch lesbian, but I'll probably just spend it getting eaten by mosquitoes

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cd0p0rz4n0mo

You want to [Smooch] the [Dork]

not now sweetie, mommy is watching how the massive girlbossification of female characters has led to the belief that weak and vulnerable female characters are badly written characters because apparently every woman needs to be outspoken and witty and snarky and brave in order to be considered “complex” and have any value in a piece of media!!

the version of you from five years ago would be genuinely amazed by what you’ve handled since then. sit with that for a second

"Based in Christ" is funny, do you think Jesus was going to Ye Olde Costco?